Character: Dan

You will be surprised what the human mind can endure.

I wonder : why, for example, swimsuit stars and stripes flag bad is a healthy American patriotism and sincere love for democracy, and innocent says "I'm Russian" t-shirt - chauvinism and incitement to national hatred?
I have asked my most liberal colleagues - so no one answered.

Time, it fucking such a thing.
Thin.
And legends - there's nothing to be done - also got to leave on time.
At the peak of.
Yet they are remembered.

And in the evening, I am sure, on duty at the hotel of Riot police appears basket with great food and a box or two the best vodka or cognac, which are all in the fucking panaevskom town.
Ali is able to pay the bills.
And never forgets anything.
Neither bad nor good.
This person...

Yes I am with you wherever, you know. Though God's beard shake, even the hell in the pot to bathe...

- Guys, let's go look at the station? - stuck it to comoletion.
What we have not seen? The usual gas station, the only space - indifferently shrugged the pilot. Shop with any nonsense, prices are above planetary, and shelf-life at best coming to an end.
- Well, ple-a-ASE! - whined the girl. - I still wonder, and one I'm afraid!
- What?
- Okay, shy - recovered Pauline. - And suddenly there's some aliens, as I will them to explain?
- The language of credit cards.

Emotions really had nothing to gain.

No matter how smart, strong and bold, neither were the ancestors of the people without the help they would not have become the dominant species on the planet, and natural selection - the chief engineer of the genome works including this way.

- ... Just need to act smarter.
- She's smart, you dumbass.

- The shovel broke - honestly Dan said, presenting the remains thereof.
- How?!
- In half.
- Why?!
- Strength of the earth was higher.

Described Valentina Sergeyevna agricultural Paradise, this place is not very like and more like purgatory. Land adjacent to forest two sides, and even now, at noon, most of the cottages were covered with a shadow, to overcome that growing crops helped, it seems, only the fear of the hostess.

- Refine the meaning of the word "intuition" suddenly "interested in" cyborg.
Well... This is when the instruments indicate that everything is in order and you're ass feels: there's some sort of trick!
The word "intuition" similar to the word "fear"?
- No! I mean, it happens sometimes... But intuition can and Vice versa to work: when and scared, and you're screwed, but intuition tells us how to get out of it!
The word "intuition" is related to anal sex?
No!!! Although... Damn. In short, it is not yours, fact!

- I told: at daybreak! Races-ever! Here is where is the light, huh?!
- At the moment there is a seven percent increase in light environment due to the rise of the solar disk relative to the horizon line.
- Me it the guys are there...

- What are you doing here?!
- Sit.
- I think it's eavesdropping!
- Compatible processes.
Actually Dan really went into the bathroom "sit", but in poltavschini the ensuing conversation was so interesting that the cyborg decided to stay. And useful information, and valuable observations of human habits.
- However combining them is not necessary!