Character: Dan. Page 1

- Stanislav Fedotovich, we have a problem.
The captain froze.
In the mouth of Pauline's tragic and this phrase has not yet promised big trouble. Theodore this was much more dangerous, because at first I tried to solve the problem on their own, appealing to the captain only when it threatened to escalate into a catastrophe. And when those five words uttered apologetically Dan - all down the drain. Outgrown.

- I think someone said he does not like strangers. Or to girls is not the case?
- I don't like. But some friends of people I don't like even more.

To go to the store with an armful of shopping was inconvenient to leave them outside to provoke a kind but weak-willed people on prodelyvaniem feet of the property of others.

Again you are my guide, go ahead - so that I constantly saw. And don't you dare do anything stupid!
The order is retroactive? - politely said Dan.
- E?
- I'm a candy wrapper on candy on the way threw. To return to choose?

- Ah, what have I done?! - wailed Pauline, received a long-awaited entertainment. - Nu Te-e-ENKA! Let me go! I'm not BU-at-udu!
- Will - confidently replied the cyborg, without reducing a step.
Hey, you have your detector ever turn off?!
- He is disabled.
- Then why don't you believe me?
Because for this it is necessary to turn off the brain.

- I wonder in my contract does it say anything about torture?!
- Only about regular exercise to keep in shape, immediately reported to Dan. - That the captain or the doctor can appoint mandatory.

- You're partners?
"Yes," naively confirmed Navigator.
"No," protested the pilot - something! Just partners.
"Isn't that synonymous?" surprised frowned a cyborg. A friend showed him a negative fist.

- Just one question for you.
- Go ahead.
- That is when the captain swears at us, which means that we him too?
- Well, what are you doing in there?! - just barked Stanislav in the comments, and indignantly answered the pilot's loud laughter.
- Yes, he of us downright love it!

DEX you do not suffer from paranoia, they were programmed on it.

- What is it?
- It is. Perhaps that is why drink is suggested. People have in fact is a synonym for "talk", right?
And what did he tell you?
- Still nothing, you scared him.
- Wow, what a deer in the headlights.

- Should we try this cake? suggested Theodore, when all drained their glasses. The cake was on his conscience, and, remembering the cooking process, the pilot was a little shaky. - Let's hope it's edible. Because we actually wanted to bake "the Triumph of Darth Vader", but thanks to someone...
- I have fairly warned, that do not know how to cook! - fought Dan, whose avant-garde technique of separation of yolks from whites made Ted a lasting impression.
- But you didn't say what you seem to be never in the kitchen is not allowed!
- Allowed, with dignity replied red. - To wash the dishes.

That's life: sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

- Look, you're still going to annoy you, right?
- Absolutely!

You can't put two people together like dolls and think that they will reconcile. Relationships require time and effort! And we need to work on them as... as at work.