Character: Dan. Page 2



- I don't know whether to laugh or shoot you.
- Surprise me.
1 Season 1 Series
№ 233842   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:13
- No! And do not you dare sneer at my the already poruganie feelings!
- And they have only your hair was?
№ 190642   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:44
- In the kebab, the main thing - not the initial product, and the right marinade. - Theodore moved to the shelf with spices.
- What are you looking for?
- The fragrant mixture to kill the smell of meat.
№ 190563   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:41
- And what should it be? - asked with curiosity Dan, carefully watching the man.
- With this specific natural smell. - Ted rejected another piece.
- Then, maybe that's it?
- Natural and fresh - said the pilot, acquainted with the applicant. - Yeah, you're exactly what we need! - Theodore stuffed in the package with a big and ugly-looking specimen.
№ 190561   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:41
He even once tried to raise this topic, but ginger looked at him puzzled and asked what, according to the captain, should he want to. Stanislav tried to come up with about the same success that Ted and Paulina - gave up and sheepishly muttered: "In General, do not be shy, tell me if you need anything".
№ 190559   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:41
- Red! Come here, fear not! Come on with us, as Polly never married will not work.
Why? - pecked curious cyborg, returning to peltogaster.
- Well, such a saying: if lucky in cards, unlucky in love, - explained the pilot, collecting and shuffling the deck. - And me it already seven times in a row beat!
- Maybe some tea? - Pauline effaced. Flick from DEX a lot more afraid of her crown of celibacy. - I'll put some tea on!
№ 190552   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:40
- Will you stop? - applied voice and Dan. Cyborg is not that they feared for himself and the ship, but what is happening behind the backs of the chairs beginning to embarrass him a little.
№ 190538   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:39
- I said - fuck off!
- What exactly should I back off?
№ 190527   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:39
- Go to hell! a loud voice snapped Ted, did not even ask who is knocking at his cabin.
- Specify the coordinates of the object, - calmly replied the guest.
№ 190526   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 14:39
Sometimes it is easier to memorize than to understand.
№ 174897   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 17:50
- ...And what have you chosen?
- No, - said sadly Pauline. - Beer Ted was never found, and the chocolate is all white.
- I thought you and white love.
- Love. When he's like that from the beginning, and not life circumstances.
№ 139186   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 19:50
- Here it is - a temple of science where we are moving it for the good of mankind!
- Well, wiggle-wiggle and put the...
№ 138786   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 19:19
Sleep with my eyes shake, pour me some more coffee, pour it.
What you have done, and became even more painful.
I remembered, while insomnia was not shattered:
You had my head shaved, black lace underwear worn,
Whispered words in his ear.
And yet you whore...
№ 57908   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:18
Is bear scat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yes... and so what?
- Dad.
- Yes?
- What is "litter"?
- Do not you know?
- Kaka?
- You wiped poop on my face?
№ 29385   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:17
- Son, don't ever let anybody say that you won't be able to do it! Even I don't let! Okay?!
- Yes!
- If you have a dream you must protect it. If people are unable to do something in your life, they will say that you can't do that in my life! If you want something - go and get it!
№ 13410   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:39