Character: Vladimir

- You need to wash up. Does your home have running water? Otherwise, I counted sixty-four steps in vain.
- An hour ago, the water supply was in effect. But you know, Olga, that the most pleasant thing about the revolution is its surprises.

- I don’t want to. I am in an elevated mood, and the present headquarters do not know how to bring about battles.

- Actually, Vladimim, I'm starting to feel the excitement of the revolution.
- Can I open the window?
It's huge, branchy, high-pop.
- I, olga, feel her acrobat too. And you know, since the day our house went down.

- In this case, citizen, according to the laws of the revolution, it means they must sleep on one.

- ... a tragic end! ... and me? ... I bathe in my happiness, swim up to my belly, snort in pink water and blow bubbles in all places.

- How, then, to live?

In the year 6494 (986). Came the Bulgarians of Mohammedan faith, saying, "You, Prince, wise and smisle, and the law don't know, believe in our law and bow to Mohammed". Vladimir also has asked: "What your belief?". They answered, "Believe on the God, and Mohammed teaches us this: to be circumcised, not eating pork, not to drink wine, but on death, speaks, it is possible to create fornication with wives. Will give Magomet to everyone on seventy beautiful wives, and will select one of them beautiful, and will assign to it beauty of all; and she will be his wife. Here, speaks, it is necessary to indulge in any fornication. If someone is poor in this world, and on that", and other any lie told, and ashamed to write. Vladimir listened to them because he loved their wives and any fornication; therefore listened to them thoroughly. But what was he neljubo: circumcision and abstinence from pork meat and about drink, on the contrary, he said: "Russia is a joy to drink: can not be without to be."

It came up in silence,
When, tired of the troubles and wanderings,
Suddenly managed to forget me
In an empty, closed space.
When reality is forgotten,
I will gave fire fantasy
But hid from everyone I have the impulse,
Fearing to frighten away the dream and jinx it.
Creating my own ideal,
For cute image by becoming the answer,
The reason was clearly understood
What is not such in this world.
But I believe in way I live,
And impossible to contact!
And you're exactly
I came up with was!

- Tell me, child, what do you see?
- Something small and skinny. Without a past. Without a future.
And I see passionate young woman who has already proven that she is royalty. I've seen a lot a lot.

I am not able to convey the feeling with which I left. I wouldn't want it happening ever again; but I thought it would be unhappy myself if I had never experienced.

But you can't go barefoot.
Jesus could.
- Jesus! I found someone to remember! You're not going with him to compare?
All my life I've compared myself to him.
But it was warm! It was good!
Yes. And crucified on the cross.

Have I been sleeping, while the others suffered. Am I sleeping now? Tomorrow, when I feel like I woke up that I tell about this day?

- It will freeze...
- Thaw in Paris!

We always come up with something, eh Didi, to pretend that we live in.
- (impatiently) Yes, Yes. We wizards. We do not give knock yourself confused.