bed [Theme]

Digress: once in the mattress department, I heard a bulky wife smitting a murderous phrase at her vain husband: "Vova, do you want to fuck?! Load that fucking bed and don't nod!"

- In this case, citizen, according to the laws of the revolution, it means they must sleep on one.

I and your cat
Heat your bed.
No we can't sleep
From us not to escape.

I and in 50 years I'll JUMP on the bed so the monster that lives under it, grabbed me by the leg. I'm saving my legs.

To the morning not to bother with "which foot to get up," just fall out of bed!

My head break the flow of thoughts, I want to take up every idea, but so many of them. So the only sure way to stay in bed.

The guy with the girl going for the first time to have sex.
She: I'm scared..
He: That is fine.. What is there to fear?!
She: just imagine that if you now were going to shove a big dick!
It: Fu.. you! I would rather have died!
She: Here I am afraid...