Character: Ted. Page 1

Strange thing, a philosophy of life. There it is everyone, but not everyone of us is a philosopher...

- Can you explain to me what the purpose of man?
The purpose?.. The question caught Ted off guard: he never asked, and then was required to not only make a fool of myself, but to give an answer worthy of a Mature, forty-six men. - How do you explain... you Have many purposes.
- For example?
For example... for instance... Well, say, to repair the world. To fight for justice. To cultivate the land...
- And the earth is just wants people it was treated?
What?
The man is clear - he believes that the earth wants to be treated. What do you think the earth itself?
I do not know.
Someone decided for the land, which she wants, and what is not?

- And are there really wise men?
- No. Even those who call themselves wise men, their way of life refute it. True wisdom is to return to our primitive state. Without hearths. Without land ravaged by the lands and mines. It would be wisdom, but the man himself is not capable of.
- That is, the wisdom is to run the forest hungry and naked?
"Yeah," dad's kind of grinned, presenting himself prowling through the mountains and valleys in the buff. And see all this and come back. He is a stupid person, but his nature is wise. And she'll find a way to get him back on the path that he once lost. That life kills love - how he killed our mother and love, direct a pointer to the fact that people by their nature are not designed for life. He is a romantic: his place in the vastness, and not in the concrete boxes that requires human impossible effort. With the life of people can not cope.

- What are you doing here?!
- Sit.
- I think it's eavesdropping!
- Compatible processes.
Actually Dan really went into the bathroom "sit", but in poltavschini the ensuing conversation was so interesting that the cyborg decided to stay. And useful information, and valuable observations of human habits.
- However combining them is not necessary!

- You know, Stanislav Fedotovich, there is such a stupid story...
- I understand that. With you and there is no other. Thirty push-UPS.
- For what?! I haven't even talked about!
- I'm not angry. Just want to hear the most concise and honest version, not the one that you have time to compose.

- What are you guys doing without me?
- Trimmed load compartment!
No sooner had the captain pleasantly surprised this initiative, as the guy stood up and turned to face him.
Stanislav shuddered and recoiled:
- Is it bounces?!

Powerful combat cyborg, the terror of carbs!

- I wonder in my contract does it say anything about torture?!
- Only about regular exercise to keep in shape, immediately reported to Dan. - That the captain or the doctor can appoint mandatory.

- You're partners?
"Yes," naively confirmed Navigator.
"No," protested the pilot - something! Just partners.
"Isn't that synonymous?" surprised frowned a cyborg. A friend showed him a negative fist.

- Just one question for you.
- Go ahead.
- That is when the captain swears at us, which means that we him too?
- Well, what are you doing in there?! - just barked Stanislav in the comments, and indignantly answered the pilot's loud laughter.
- Yes, he of us downright love it!

My sister is a contagion, which like and love the most, but also hate him for some reason she awful!

- And suddenly they will be offended if we say no? suggested Face.
- What if we get offended if we do not give up? - muttered Theodore.

- What, I have beer you can't drink?
- So defiantly - no! And Dan even more so. He, FYI, by law it is forbidden to drink alcohol.
- As a cyborg?
- As a minor! - cut his captain. - Why do you always have it taught all sorts of dirty tricks, eh? There would be something good and useful!
Good he knows everything, embarrassed growled the pilot.

- Should we try this cake? suggested Theodore, when all drained their glasses. The cake was on his conscience, and, remembering the cooking process, the pilot was a little shaky. - Let's hope it's edible. Because we actually wanted to bake "the Triumph of Darth Vader", but thanks to someone...
- I have fairly warned, that do not know how to cook! - fought Dan, whose avant-garde technique of separation of yolks from whites made Ted a lasting impression.
- But you didn't say what you seem to be never in the kitchen is not allowed!
- Allowed, with dignity replied red. - To wash the dishes.