Cartoon: Daria (Daria). Page 1

And who invented these stupid rules?
- That's life.
Sucks.

Let them leave us alone, or I'll start to hug you.
- You wouldn't!
- We'll see.

- You need to choose something that you will surely fail, and prove that the defeat is not the end of the world.
My everlasting motto in life.

Life sucks and then you die.

- As it says... to Love and to part.
- If you know who to give the eye.

- No, I don't want to talk about it.
- What?
- About what you want to talk heart to heart.

- By the way, some guys think I'm smart and beautiful!
- You can find them in a psychiatric hospital.

- We are in town a week, and we already gets boring.
Damn.
- Come on, man. Daria cool.
She doesn't look like cool.
- Of course, cool. Daria, do something cool.
- Um ... Who wants pizza? I'm buying.
- Cool chick.

- What was it?
- My imaginary friend fell out.
It's even imaginary friends one is a disgrace.

- Why do you look at everything through dark glasses?
Under "all" you mean a grim reality?

Remember my conscience, which I don't have? It really got to me.

Hell is other people! ... No. Hell is myself.

- See this thread? This is our drinking water! You see these berries? This is our Breakfast!
- See this skeleton? This is our future.

A good investment, given that it's not my money.