Cartoon: Cars 2 (Cars 2)



They stopped producing us, they stopped producing our spare parts! They did one thing incessantly - they laughed at us! How many offensive nicknames: rattletrap, coffin on wheels, trough, tin, cart, cocktail, sob, clunker, BUCKET !! But all patience comes to an end. And today, friends, we will end this! They laughed at us, but now we will laugh!
№ 405752   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:42
Listen guys, shame! Petroleum products? Are we still using them? Yes, their place is in the dustbin of history among the dinosaurs! And alternative energy is our future! Seeing Allinol in action at the World Grand Prix, no one wants to refuel with this smelly gasoline anymore!
№ 405751   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:39
- Yes, Master! You'd better explode, don't hold a grudge inside! I know I drove you! You will explode and you will be right!
Quote Explanation: The irony is that the Master could literally explode, since a radio-controlled bomb was attached to him.
№ 405750   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:36
Glory to the Buckets !!
№ 405748   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:30
- Just smile ?! I can dance !!
№ 405747   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:27
- Yesterday you were seen in the company of many cars. Which one is your liaison?
- Your constructor! Oh, or maybe a locksmith-assembler! Both drunkards, give them a difference!
№ 405746   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:24
- Will come to change tires, wants to say Ka-chow !, and Ka-boom will happen !!
№ 405743   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:15
If you play a fool with the same zeal, then no one will enter around with a janitor! I'm talking about your silly look. Isn't that the trick? Frankly, I admire her: everyone laughs at the fool and does not know that they themselves were fooled! Ingeniously!
Quote Explanation: Finn confesses to Mater.
№ 405741   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:09
- Francesco knows for sure that he is the best, and does not keep rusty one and a half to support!
- And you take on a lot: it looks thin, like a piece of plywood!
- F-plywood?! He called Francesco plywood!! Oh my go, McQueino!
- Well, wait? Can't you keep up?
№ 405738   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2020 / 13:00
Good evening! My name is Mater and I am the Maitre d'! Mater the waiter - that was fun!
№ 282279   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2017 / 09:11
Boy, this was the best day ever! And my favorite souvenir, this new dent!
№ 282278   Added MegaMozg 10-04-2017 / 09:11
Not often you see such a crappy engine. Although... Wait!
- What details?
- He sold last week.
- Who?
- Oh, I don't know. He's my main buyer. But all orders exclusively by phone. I wondered: why he needs so many parts?
- Yes, a lemon needs parts, and buckets.
- Bucket?!
Well, if you want the coffins on wheels. The ones that go bad and constantly broken. Such as "Gremlins" and "the Pacer", which we saw at the party, and during the races and at the airport.
Holly, show pictures of neftepervalki. Want to know what else was there model.
Well... you see "Hugo" and "Constipation".
Mater, and also think of these buckets?
Looks poured out of the bucket!
№ 282176   Added MegaMozg 05-04-2017 / 07:40
Then, the capture on the hood, and pull kokomaster and show that he wheels out of fear descended. Called "Forgive me, my friend Luigi, I was wrong in the dark"!
№ 282175   Added MegaMozg 05-04-2017 / 07:40
Makaronina smug!.. Risotto boastful!..
Quote Explanation: about Francesco Bernoulli
№ 282174   Added MegaMozg 05-04-2017 / 07:40