Author of quotes: Vladimir Zhirinovsky. Page 3

Russia is between Asia and Europe. We've done a greenhouse. You in the greenhouse. Warm in the sunshine, because your head does not drop bombs. Because the East is the Russian army!

This young Czech, who is only 25 years old, he remembers 68th year, but he doesn't remember, may 9, 45th year, when the war was over, and we still send our tanks in bleeding Prague. And you all sit here. You would now be sitting in Buchenwald - in a German prison camp if not for our army, which 50 years ago set you free! And southern Europe would have been under the yoke of the Turks!

I say, then you say, then you will make here.

Here are four forces in the world - the West, South, East and Russia!

Five hundred people sit, no one had dinner, and take turns in the bathroom. You are always the person in last place.

You start the film with my performance in youth, at once reduced the number of heart attacks and strokes.

Give me the far East in twenty years time it will be better than in Central Russia. I go there all Russia translated.

- They have courage enough our Kursk sink?
- At night, in the dark, like thieves, like Saakashvili, all night!

- America bombs Hiroshima and Nagasaki - all silent, occupied one hundred and fifty countries all silent, gouging our submarine Kursk (if we did the same with the us, would have been a nuclear war). We forgave them.
- How, and Kursk are they?
- All of them!

Friday, Muslims do not work Saturday - the Jews don't work, Sunday - Orthodox do not work, on Monday - the revolution.

All will die and they will live, and my wife and mother-in-law, and all will live, and all the men in the cemetery, to the cemetery, to the cemetery.

Russian women are driven to the grave ten million men. That's what Hitler did. This Yeltsin did not.

A normal person needs to live alone... At a distance and family is good, and a good wife and husband. If, however, one apartment is crazy.

Never no woman will say "enough", never! Even in bed, even at the table, at least in the store.