Author of quotes: Oleg Bubela

... tell the truth: all normal men do not understand women - they just do it cheaper.

... any apology female jealousy do not to repay. And if you do not have concrete arguments, silence is the best friend of men.

How would say unforgettable Stierlitz, which on Monday led to the firing squad: "Fun week begins!"

Well, if so, fade the hell out of here!
- Where does she live? - innocently said the girl.

What do you recommend?
- Often turn around while walking on Iranu.
<...>
- Recently, I turn so often, think of having eyes in the back of his head.

Dozed off one day a sage, and had him pretend he is a butterfly. He woke up and could not understand whether he is a wise man who dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming that she is a sage...

Nick, don't tell me you found us a new trouble!
- Well, I won't. I shrugged my shoulders and calmly sipped the brew from a mug...

... it turns out that in the rush a chance to get both feet in one pant leg reach truly astronomical figures.

Women are very strange creatures. Hours ago sworn enemies, now best friends, and what will happen tomorrow - not guess nor a wise man.

Really, maybe we shouldn't look for complicated explanations? Human stupidity is limitless, so why wrestle with understanding the motives of sunk into Oblivion idiots?

Courage - lack of self-preservation instinct, in this sense, is a shortcoming of psyche. And to say that man is not afraid of anything, is openly to announce that he has big problems with his head.

In an abnormal world any normal person insane by the fact that it is normal.

- Playing with death, palling around with humans... Why?
Well, a wise man once said: man is born in order to die, and his life is only delaying the inevitable. So why not make it the bet in the game with a truly worthy opponent? And about friendship... How could it be otherwise, if people gave me very disappointed? Some are trying to kill and Rob, the second is sent straight to death, others cheat and try to use it blind, the fourth called a coward and laugh in the face. But on Accursed lands one to survive difficult, so I had to recruit the team members of other races. And it was actually much easier, because I, unlike the other inhabitants of the Borderland, there is no case to their skin color or structure of the ears.

People like you usually say, "wise beyond his years". In the sense that fifty years old man, and the mind, as the five!