Character: Nick You Lucky Bastard



... tell the truth: all normal men do not understand women - they just do it cheaper.
№ 311115   Added MegaMozg 15-12-2017 / 23:08
... any apology female jealousy do not to repay. And if you do not have concrete arguments, silence is the best friend of men.
№ 310957   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 22:02
How would say unforgettable Stierlitz, which on Monday led to the firing squad: "Fun week begins!"
№ 310956   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 19:13
Well, if so, fade the hell out of here!
- Where does she live? - innocently said the girl.
№ 310955   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 19:12
What do you recommend?
- Often turn around while walking on Iranu.
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- Recently, I turn so often, think of having eyes in the back of his head.
№ 310954   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 19:11
Dozed off one day a sage, and had him pretend he is a butterfly. He woke up and could not understand whether he is a wise man who dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming that she is a sage...
№ 310953   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 19:10
Nick, don't tell me you found us a new trouble!
- Well, I won't. I shrugged my shoulders and calmly sipped the brew from a mug...
№ 310952   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 19:09
Really, maybe we shouldn't look for complicated explanations? Human stupidity is limitless, so why wrestle with understanding the motives of sunk into Oblivion idiots?
№ 310931   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 15:06
Courage - lack of self-preservation instinct, in this sense, is a shortcoming of psyche. And to say that man is not afraid of anything, is openly to announce that he has big problems with his head.
№ 310748   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2017 / 02:02
In an abnormal world any normal person insane by the fact that it is normal.
№ 310747   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2017 / 01:03
- Playing with death, palling around with humans... Why?
Well, a wise man once said: man is born in order to die, and his life is only delaying the inevitable. So why not make it the bet in the game with a truly worthy opponent? And about friendship... How could it be otherwise, if people gave me very disappointed? Some are trying to kill and Rob, the second is sent straight to death, others cheat and try to use it blind, the fourth called a coward and laugh in the face. But on Accursed lands one to survive difficult, so I had to recruit the team members of other races. And it was actually much easier, because I, unlike the other inhabitants of the Borderland, there is no case to their skin color or structure of the ears.
№ 310745   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2017 / 00:07
People like you usually say, "wise beyond his years". In the sense that fifty years old man, and the mind, as the five!
№ 310744   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2017 / 00:06
... the real cause of the war is known to very few. Those who are unlikely to have the desire to bring them to light. Those who are more profitable to the simple people believed in the beautiful, generously laced with patriotism tale.
№ 310743   Added MegaMozg 11-12-2017 / 00:05
By the way, saying that adrift only weak people and strong prefer to swim against the current. I've always considered themselves to be a third category - those who just go where they need, therefore now set ourselves a new goal and outlined ways to achieve it. And in a bad mood was attributed to a number of trifles that are not worth paying attention to.
№ 310739   Added MegaMozg 10-12-2017 / 23:13
Slowly retreating and not taking his eyes off the tiger, I remembered everything ever seen about these predators on TV, knowing that just one hit of the mighty striped legs is enough to make me never got up. However, anything worthwhile on mind did not come. Apparently a show called "How to survive when meeting with tiger" I happily missed, and the knowledge about their habitat and the marriage game in this situation didn't seem relevant.
№ 310736   Added MegaMozg 10-12-2017 / 23:10