Author of quotes: Sasha Useless
Yesterday my cat glanced at the calendar
And tail pipe lifted immediately,
Then scuffled to the stairs, as of old,
And yelled heat and a bacchanalian:
"Spring marriage! Civil marriage!
Hurry, the cats in the attic..."
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:23
I was told in the dance noisy
Crazy water:
"If you're sick, but smart -
Jump, dear, over here!"
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:47
Love severely and immediately
In her eyes, lips and ears
Sucked on by phrase phrase,
Languished like a fish on land.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:11
My head - the dark lantern with a broken glass...
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 11:46
Daughter under the bed puts the cat enema
The influx of happiness polutrusy mouth
And cat indulging in gloomy pessimism,
Tragic voice shouts excitedly.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:52
Don't beg! The Lord is wise and strict -
Life is mediocre and miserable,
They will not let you and the Lord on the threshold,
You will all rot like carrion on the road.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:52
My Creator! Thank you for the spring!
I thought she will not come back
But... let escape into the forest silence
From the nature of cholera and the capital!
The spring wind outside the door...
As someone used to love the hell?
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:52
