Author of quotes: Ivan Magazinnikov

Hey, anyone out there? - was heard behind the door a voice accompanied the knocking.
- Your voice on mother's is not like! - provocatively said Avramenko, who, it seems, has not yet passed the effect of the stimulants.

- The ancestor of your Yes be refreshed with the seed of life! Inadequate mental development the individual is you! Yes, that has directed your feet in the bosom of life where you're the light appeared!
- Wow, what a good he swear filter, respectful muttered Toptica.

... and smelled the white birch, birch, sun, and grass - configured me the filter is automatically replaced the swear words on the lines of some poems, but believe me, I swore to not rhyme.

As my dad, God rest his underground, when you raise a little child, it is better to hear him cry and know exactly where it is and what busy, than not hearing anything, wondering what it has done, and how much it will cost your nerves and money.

My decaying friend - ti can see for yourself that in the Treasury of the clan is long gone such crazy money!
- But you do.
- Fear of the tax - well, where did the old s... stupid gnome that kind of money? And even if I was - know what I extortionate rate? Himself afraid of the duty to give even new socks, and since then and to remain without pants long...

So the question is first and most important! - Tabar took the right to vote, Where to get two million?!
- Why only two? - asked an innocent question of Swartz.
- Listen to everyone carefully, now old and wise dwarf will teach you muddle, the basics of savings!
Economy?
- Savings! So, why two million? One mi will vigodno to invest in our common cause to make millions more. And the second rack and will look at him and rejoice!

My old and blue sky as soot, eyes do not fail me in my old age? It's all ours now? Tell me "Yes", stobi I died happy in this place!

VI already don't kill me too long and hurts too much, Mr. chief ghoul - I have a weak vocal cords, and I can't be a screamer...

I see that my lessons of economy were not in vain, and your frugality makes me happy.

- And we won't get lost?
Who VI I am? Well, of course we don't get lost! Because we have already done it...

I still have the audacity once again to remind you that the contest starts in 20 short minutes!

Swartz grabbed the end of the stick, sticking out of hay, and one powerful jerk pulled the long shaft.
- VI mean some potential value of this thing, or just feed nezdorovin interest in long hard objects? - just in case, moved a dwarf.
- It's a flagpole! It can be put outside and hang the flag with the symbol of our clan!
- Um... um... by the Way, Mr. chief ghoul... Our clan is called "Ruinous"?
- Right...
- If I am not mistaken, it's not just a beautiful word?
- It means "the hands from the right place" - we did a craft clan.
Tabar took a deep breath. Exhaled. And asked a very important question indeed:
- Then tell me how it should vigladet clan with such a beautiful and profound title, and whether it will be show to children?...

He is such a decent young man. Does not drink, does not smoke, the robe is clean, believes in God... And all there when the child uses swear words... - shook his head disapprovingly dwarf.

Laugh so on, and sooner or later wee did learn to make me laugh, my dear.