Author of quotes: Bo Burnham
I prefer safe sex. Why? Because I'm a guy and I'm smarter. And that women always say? Each time putting on a condom, I hear: "Why a condom if I'm fucking you with a strap-on?" For security, you bitch!
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:36
A high school graduation last year, girls and boys drinking beer. I like soda, where's the soda? Am I the only moron here that likes soda?
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:35
Everyone thinks that everything comes easy to me. And though it is, still wrong.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:35
I would have thanked him, but I deserve it.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:35
When people look at you, it behooves you to live a decent life.
Quote Explanation: Interview. The answer to the question "Why do you want so badly to be famous?"
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:34
If life is an ocean, I - cute deep-sea fish. A fish that sinks.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:34
Yo, this appeal to the haters! I am very sensitive, so... Just stop.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:34
If mother is right and the world is my oyster, then I must be allergic to shellfish.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:34
I'm the same as you people. Once a week I fall into a deep existential depression, lose self esteem and lose their sense of uniqueness.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:34
Verse for the authorship of the dog.
"Roses are grey. Violets are another shade of gray. Let's run over by a car!"
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:34
So breaks down the wall of false stereotypes that these people are better than us. Beautiful multi-millionaires compete in humanity in the clothes for 10 thousand dollars.
Quote Explanation: About the popular game segments on the show.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:33
Comedy is dying, when it begins to share the bed with celebrities.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:33
I asked myself "what would God do?" Since then, I no longer existed.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:29
No, I'm not dead. Just led Twitter for some time. Found this strange thing called "life" and tried to "live." I do not advise.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:28
Girls as the squares of the numbers: if less than thirteen - better to take them in mind.
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MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 14:28
