Author of quotes: Eduard Kuznetsov

A dog once stole a chicken.
Judged the dog all strictly...
"There will be more to steal," -
Screaming on the court.
In the meantime, the lion came,
He stole a lot,
And yet the beasts did not hear
About the trial anywhere!!!
Moral to the lions not found -
This lion mission...
Steal, since You are a "lion" suddenly become -
Will write everything You Amnesty!!!

Computer with the human brain argued,
That he is smarter and more necessary, no doubt.
And yet it is indispensable.
In any case, for many centuries!!!
After listening to the monologue of seslavtsi this,
The human brain, said this:
"All right, pastlives you said
But who you tell, then created?!"

To see a lion among the fields.
That fell from old age,
The jackals to feast then began
And... well, kick his legs!
Got, mean the king of beasts,
For all answer us, villain!
And beat, and beat it again...
Nice of the dead to kick!
The moral of the story is:
So you please believe
To kick the jackals might the lion
But only after death!

Berates Granny sclerosis,
And who is he? that's the question.
Well, why, for example, he
Fault that sour broth?
And milk when I ran out,
I heard she said
"How are you tired of me, MS!"
Well, who is he - that is the question?!
Grandma scolded him,
I sclerosis sorry!!!

I saw the whole world,
Though I ten years...
Even in the Arctic have been.
The ice edge is studied!
This helped me my friend
He has no legs and arms...
But his soul
All captivates us is easy!
You guessed it,
So, too, in the way together...
The Internet has long all waiting for.
Well, friends, let's go!!!