Author of quotes: Andrey Atlas
If our country is so easy to buy weapons, what these half-measures? Traumatic guns, tasers, pepper sprays... you Have to have made a law that the government has forced everyone to carry firearms - so that everyone had a gun. You now sit and think, then what will? Yes, the first year will be alarming. Reduced sales of portable speakers - one hundred percent! Which go, listen to his shit on the street. Overall, someone's going to have less to Express his authoritative opinion. But then a year later about when the hottest shoot each other, can you imagine how peacefully we live? I think in any situation, on the road, for example, where a hotbed of conflicts will be resolved peacefully to the maximum. Something like: "Young man, Wake up! We have an accident. You I'm sorry that you have to Wake, I see you have a hard day, you drank, cocaine scattered here you... I wouldn't want to Wake you up, just when you are on a pedestrian knocked down, I come to you through the windshield, and flew. Honestly, I like everything, I'm in the "Lamborghini" for the first time and the priest so close for the first time see." You will not meet women at metro. "Meet me, I'm scared!" You got a gun! On the contrary, you can say, "I need you to Go to the store for beer, I'm back from the balcony!"
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MegaMozg 07-10-2019 / 02:33
You have seen these students? What accelerates? What they are fed there in schools? You saw now look like schoolchildren? They have Adam's apples, pumped up biceps, huge legs... the Boys even worse. It's not normal.
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MegaMozg 07-10-2019 / 02:27
In the West, tolerance is the ability to leniently treat the man with some external faults or beliefs, not like you, in Russia, all the tolerance is to ensure that the offensive words are just replaced with synonyms, which makes it even more offensive. <...> Us, thick, and even as a social class allocated.
Did for us some clothing stores. Seen these stores? "Clothing store custom sizes" is called. To hell with him, it seems to be tolerant of sounds, but why do they thus "Three fat men"? Why the poster of some three fat bastard with a pig on a leash? It is not tolerance! And the one with this caption: "wide Doors are not open, go sideways"! It's a shame!
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MegaMozg 10-09-2019 / 05:06
Accounting is a dark forest for me. How not to come in, they have some great books, they are some strange words you say, candles were burning, and the goat cut. What's going on there at all? This is a separate state some. They have their own laws, their concepts. Materu they crown in the chief accountant. Saw chief accountant? This is a woman in age, she had always sweater long sleeve, because somewhere you need to hide the tattoos: "1C", "Consultant Plus", "the Fart of the Suit, accounting". The chief accountant is the person that responsibility more than the Director. Who goes on the corporate note: the Director and chief accountant at the table, always side by side. Do you know why? Because they're used to sit together.
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MegaMozg 15-04-2019 / 18:07
I first thought: not a lot do we pay for water in bottles? I recently saw in a store a bottle of water half-liter cost 500 rubles. I said why so expensive? I answered, "This water was brought from France." <...> I think it's very strange for a country whose territory there are more than one hundred thousand freshwater rivers to buy water in France. Well, unless it's some kind of political plan for the dehydration of Europe. They say, we first drink all their water, and lake Baikal in touch, it is a New year let us is.
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MegaMozg 15-04-2019 / 18:06
When you're on a long relationship with a woman and when she happens, she calls you, you answer the phone and at the first word of it, not even by the word, and the tone with which she says it, you can approximately the scale of the tragedy to assess. As a husband, I'm afraid some of the intonations of his wife. <...> I am very afraid to pick up the phone and hear this: "Ah ha, Slu-ushay..." All power is collected in a fist, saying, "what happened?" And she you: "You're gonna laugh..." No! I'll be crying! Never had to call me like: "Look, you're going to laugh, come as something Russian, a German and a Jew..." never happened!
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MegaMozg 10-09-2018 / 12:20
