Author of quotes: Igor Tarlecki



I don't care what we have the power. I've never even voted. Therefore, all that is happening now in the country it's all because of me, you know. My indifference led to the red traffic lights for a hundred seconds.
№ 380924   Added MegaMozg 22-10-2019 / 20:03
Agree, ugly people are more reluctant to put monuments. At least, that's my official version, Lenin's why so many of them. Because it looks stunning, to say the least! The ability to stylishly wear a coat - it's a gift, I think. And he is still on some stands with a hand in his pocket. And you think: "This is the leader of the revolution, or Mr. October is now worth?"
№ 380923   Added MegaMozg 22-10-2019 / 04:36
I spend a lot of time on the Internet on all sorts of stupid crap. And I figured out how to stop doing it. I thought you just have to Google to remove text and leave only the voice. Because in the text I can write anything and I will never be ashamed, but when I say out loud the phrase "OK, Google! How to create a magic wand?", I think, "what am I, a moron, or what? You can't create one, the wand chooses you, you still know it!"
№ 380025   Added MegaMozg 07-10-2019 / 02:51
Scores in karaoke were more objective than teachers in music. These easy a's in school was a different price when you were called to the Board to sing in front of the class. The teacher soon was the magician that: "And now before your eyes I'll make respect for this boy! Look one last time at him!"
№ 380023   Added MegaMozg 07-10-2019 / 02:45
At my school there was such thing as music, where a bunch of teenagers in one room singing songs, none of which was a battery that we included on the record. That is, in the twenty-first century, we included records. And it's not because the teacher was in some hipster that: "Children, the figure has no soul! Here's the vinyl record The Rolling Stones. Listen and pass the jamb of the window!"
№ 380022   Added MegaMozg 07-10-2019 / 02:42