Author of quotes: Jaroslav Hasek. Page 1

Our business is rubbish, ' he words of comfort.

Remember, Scott, that you - the people!

... alcohol is sordid materialism, and we should live a spiritual life.

I want something - shouted FieldTurf, but I don't know what. You don't know what I want?

Education ennobles the soul, and that military service is not required.

Nothing can be done, - seriously answered švejk. - I kind of idiocy exempted from military service. A special Commission I officially declared an idiot. I am an official idiot.

In the world do a lot of things are not supposed that is allowed.

To throw right and left shit - the argument more or less convincing, but an intelligent person even in a state of irritation or in dispute should not resort to such expressions.

It's not easy anywhere to get involved. Climb something everyone will manage, but to get out - this is a real military art. When a person somewhere goes, he needs to know what is happening around, not to sit in a puddle called a disaster.

General has devoted latrines as much attention as if they depended on the victory of the Austro-Hungarian monarchy.

The trouble is, when people suddenly began to philosophize - it always smells like delirium tremens.

Can not imagine, ' said Svejk, to the innocent was sentenced to ten years. However, once innocent, was sentenced to five years - it is what I have heard, but ten is much, perhaps too much!

After what happened, your reputation is ruined for life. After all, if it will print in the Newspapers something to her add your friends. It is in the order of things, better do not pay attention. People with tarnished reputation in the world, perhaps, ten times more than with pure. This is sheer nonsense.

Characterized by one circumstance. All parties in the complaints styled their candidates well-known, trusted employees, a vote for which the voter will do good not only the city but also of himself, as these individuals are above all else the benefit of society, not the satisfaction of their own vanity. In short, each of these candidates was an angel, the most noble man, which is devoid of deception and fraud.
But then, and began a public confession. The leaflets for each of the ten political parties were opened and exposing the ins and outs of candidates of other parties. Clearly revealed that, in fact, the leaders of all political parties in their totality make up a glorious company, which would occupy a prominent position somewhere in Pancrase, Mirow or Forests *.
The citizens just marveled what the scum did in the last time the fate of the city.
* prison in Prague, Moravia and plzeň.