Character: Josef Svejk

Walking under the escort of a policeman is a difficult moment in the life of every person.

War is war, nothing can be done - we must bring it to a victorious end.

The jailer, when angry, is capable of much, and when he is enraged, then do not expect mercy.

Mind well - two is better. One will advise one thing, the other - another, and the path is open to success.

Our business is rubbish, ' he words of comfort.

Nothing can be done, - seriously answered švejk. - I kind of idiocy exempted from military service. A special Commission I officially declared an idiot. I am an official idiot.

In the world do a lot of things are not supposed that is allowed.

To throw right and left shit - the argument more or less convincing, but an intelligent person even in a state of irritation or in dispute should not resort to such expressions.

It's not easy anywhere to get involved. Climb something everyone will manage, but to get out - this is a real military art. When a person somewhere goes, he needs to know what is happening around, not to sit in a puddle called a disaster.

The trouble is, when people suddenly began to philosophize - it always smells like delirium tremens.

Can not imagine, ' said Svejk, to the innocent was sentenced to ten years. However, once innocent, was sentenced to five years - it is what I have heard, but ten is much, perhaps too much!

Let it as it was, because I was! Never was that does not.