Author of quotes: Erma Bombeck

I hope that at the end of his days, when I stand before God I won't have no talent, so I can say “I used everything you gave me.”

Day to day: bad days interspersed with very bad.

In the illustrated magazines full of pictures of women before and after one month of diet. The first picture they wear the dress width with a small staff, and the last look like the fashionably-dressed thermometer.

Insanity is a hereditary disease: it is transmitted to us from our children.

I wonder why when a child laughs, he goes to dad, and when I need to change a diaper to Mama?

If on TV you see a great movie with excellent actors, interesting plot and amazing dialogue, this means that you watch the commercials.

Housework can kill you if you do it correctly.

Child most needs your love when he least deserves it.

Never go to the doctor, which withered plants.

Dreamers alone.