Author of quotes: Dmitry Gorchev. Page 1

Generally with the development progress increasingly comes across on the street strange things. Very much became a crazy way loudly talking to themselves.
Underlying illness of the population seem to have become right-sided otitis media - often see people pressing a hand to his ear, usually to the right.

Long thought: why in country houses always have such low doors?
As for the humility - go and all the while bowing. Will not bow down - so the head will break.

On average, one dick is able to fuck up the space within a radius of ten meters, but if it is placed in a closed space, the concentration of bullshit becomes completely intolerable.

Because really I am a stupid moron who was forced all my life to pretend to be a sane member of your no less idiotic human society.

Like a beautiful drunk person! When he is with his pants down on the pavement near the entrance to the train station, any passerby will definitely feel a sense of pride. Let for yourself, not for him, well, so what?

... everyone can become a hero, a villain, an alcoholic or a member of the municipal County. Beautiful and smart, if you're a freak and a fool, become very difficult.

People love it when they thank you. When they do you a good turn, then immediately waiting for it thanks. If you don't see what you did good, they are terribly offended. Therefore, it is better to Express gratitude in any case, even if you just imagined that you are doing good. People will not be surprised and will accept your gratitude with pleasure.

The world is designed so that a person as soon as possible is crazy. Because if a person is normal, he always gives others a lot of trouble: it is not so and it is not commercials. He then damp, then hot, then electricity is dear to him, and even, God forbid, the President himself he is something he is not pleased.
Another thing - the man is mad. It if there is any claim, it is still to others he can bring can't, and even if maybe you get a couple of times with a truncheon in the ribs, and rest.

People, they're never not smiling affectionately. Only if you have back paint smeared or fly.

Which is a pity. Oh, my God, what a pity that I'm not familiar with so many people! But more than that it is a pity that some all the same sign.

If at least one lazy wrote a philosophical treatise, all those who mistakenly believe philosophers, would burst from envy. But as soon as the lazy sits down to write a treatise, he immediately ceases to be. Here's an unsolvable problem.

In this particular space, there are several correct ways to wait for anything. Of them personally I know only one - not to wait.
Just don't act and squint an eye, then nothing happens. You just need to wait and it will follow you everywhere, shouting "here I am!".
Do not try to grab. It immediately, without any cry, will seep through your fingers and will crawl into those cracks.
Better look at it longingly and imagine that it will stay with you for life.
It stays, honestly.

I always envied those who firmly believe in their existence.
It must be wonderful to Wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and rejoice: "Here I am, Vasya Pechkin!"
And I... I look at the mirror creature, trying to get him to squeeze into it, and it is not fit, wrinkles and bursts on the back, and my eyes did not want to line up with the holes in his rubber face. So go all day like the stupid kangaroo from the children's Park, peering through the eaten mice a hole in a stuffy suit to be stretched by whose friendly foot pegs.

Princesses should speak yawning and bored, then they will instantly start to love you more than life itself. Just do not try yourself to love the Princess more than life, and then it would begin to yawn and be bored.