Author of quotes: Julia Klimova



Monday is such a crap that ends Tuesday...
№ 165780   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 10:58
Help.
How to bring man to a nervous breakdown?
First, we need often to remind myself. A tuk-tuk! Who's there? Don't lose the connection with the selected object, don't let him forget you, don't give him the chance to think that life is normal, now, then certainly everything will be fine... Not! Because the world is you!
Secondly, hang in there and don't give up! If you want, Toot your own horn and beat the drums - will not be worse. Or rather, will, but not you.
Third, be sure promise to come in my dreams at least three times a week - nightmares. In a white dress, barefoot with a broom in hand and beads of dried chicken heads on the neck.
Fourth, in the case of touch the subject - if you shudder, then he's yours if no vibration is not observed - don't let go until you begged for mercy.
Fifth, tell that joke, and sarmates the laughter, from which the blood run cold, your hair turns grey and teeth fall out.
Sixth... be merciful. It usually finishes.
№ 156350   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:05
And this hour, he wondered what new aspirations will lead the daughter of Gleb Vorobyev to the threshold of his apartment. Yesterday she asked to marry in spite, and he wouldn't be surprised to find in the hallway of the bags with her things, toothbrush in the bathroom and Bathrobe on the hook. And deliberately joyful "Hooray, now we're moving in together!" is not going to shake his nervous system. But Ala will not be repeated - it is not its path, so in her head now swarming other ideas... Maybe even more original. Every man for himself...
№ 155742   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:31
Their meeting could be counted on the fingers - one, two, three, four, five. They are always seen in passing and never spoke to each other alone, away from the hustle and bustle. She he remembered the blonde girl rushing by with a loaf in his hands. She was fifteen, sixteen, seventeen? Where is the line in the year that ordinary girl suddenly becoming a beautiful girl? Who would have known...
№ 155741   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:31
The spirit of contradiction - it is force! Indefinitely to dream, to make plans, set goals and objectives, but did not budge. You can go with the flow sluggish river, not even using a paddle, or continuously bored and sulk, waiting for something interesting, new and, of course, necessary as air. Where ... When?.. Yes, you can. But if the soul - storm if every day is reminiscent of the battle if eternal restlessness is constantly pushing in the back, and most importantly - there are people who need to prove too much, then the actions are quick, sharp words, and absolutely nobody knows what will happen tomorrow and it will end.
№ 155740   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:31
Winter is the time sbychi dreams and the flood of feelings.
№ 67553   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:57