Author of quotes: Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov. Page 3
What are you looking at me with such evil eyes, like a soldier at a louse? You look at yourself!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:19
To start polutorakratnoe thing, and to quarrel over eight roubles! Learn to live well!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:19
It's robbery in broad daylight.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:19
Our brides long for that light with lanterns looking for.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:19
A passenger eats a lot. Mere mortals at night, do not eat, but you eat at night.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:18
Did the trick - and go!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:18
Women too hard.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:18
It is necessary to think. For example, I fed ideas.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 18:27
Only you, dear friend from Paris, spit on it all.
- How to spit?!
- Saliva, - said Ostap, - how to spit before the era of historical materialism.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:39
Drivers love a good road.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:34
Is it really a wonderful life, or is it just me?
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:12
The weather favored love.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:11
What is the time now has come, -
To believe in God stopped.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:57
- Why do you eat so much?
- I need to have fun.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:46
Damn it, grows in front of the new life!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:30
