Author of quotes: Julia Voznesenskaya. Page 2



As long as people are still able to laugh even on the most black the trouble, then he has self-awareness.
№ 374500   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 17:05
Rolling through the woods Kolobok, and towards to him a Fox. "Kolobok, Kolobok, I will eat you!" - "I do not advise. I'm not a Bun, but a Hedgehog from Chernobyl.
Quote Explanation: joke Kiev schoolchildren
№ 374499   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 17:04
Share the weather forecast on April 26. In Kiev, a small cloudy, no precipitation, daytime temperature of 24-26 C, night 16-18. Chernobyl - the temperature of two thousand degrees, cloudy.
Quote Explanation: joke forecasters Kiev
№ 374498   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 17:03
Each minion he is afraid of his superiors.
№ 374497   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 17:02
Nothing heals our grief, as the story of other people's sorrows.
№ 374496   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 16:05
If you the language to Kiev safely brought, it does not mean that he will not lead you somewhere far away, where Makar calves did not drive.
№ 374495   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 16:04
Rumors is a good thing, there would be rumors, we would know nothing.
№ 374494   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 16:03
It is a system so that each particular case is drilled with, driven around and is presented to you in this form in which the system want to keep it in the minds and in history.
№ 374493   Added MegaMozg 11-07-2019 / 16:02
A pessimist is a well informed optimist.
№ 246833   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:31
If one of the two people wants to meet - meeting will be held.
№ 150425   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:24
The subconscious is the basement, the heart is the hearth of the house, mind his Cabinet, but the soul... the soul is a tall tower, from there it can be seen the furthest.
Quote Explanation: The Interrogation Of Anna Yurikovoy
№ 111931   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:50
Left his wife and abandoned mistresses behave in every society in different ways, it's true. But the woman then leave, again like the push away, then closer, losing not only personal, but national characteristics and becomes a psychopath and psychopathy, all Nations obedient.
Quote Explanation: The dialogue between the inspector Miller and Countess Apraksina
№ 111929   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:50
- And what wonderful tale about two halves of one Apple, which are looking for each other?
- Nonsense! Of the two Apple halves except that you can cook the compote, because cut fruit is a perishable product.
Quote Explanation: The dialogue between the inspector Miller and Countess Apraksina
№ 111928   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 21:50
- Well, do not cry. You want some chocolate?
- Do you have one?
- No. I just found out, do you want a candy bar.
№ 80635   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:30