Author of quotes: Igor Guberman

Although policy is unlikely
have a skill of theatrical,
but everything is so lush say
as if the sex they have is oral.

The trouble is power, which is more important,
who is smart-ass and gauna.

Winter. The farmer triumphantly
established Sanok easy run.
He shouted: - What the ***!
Hasn't snowed!

In the forest resounded axe,
man with an ax ethanal homosexual!

He lady was kneeling,
hard to breathe for him.
There are women in Russian villages,
no one on the shoulder!

After all, from the enthusiasm of men fool,
he would have fallen into the ring of your hands.
What are you eagerly looking at Jew,
aside from fun friends!

My soul time to go home,
it dried up the life of the glue.
And even my spirit high
***the I changed her!

I still keep a decent appearance,
but mentally I faded already.
Disappeared my spirit is restless,
and withered my Faberge!

I fully satisfied with his fate,
and I will grow old beautifully, thank God!
And girls throw themselves crowd
me across the road.

There we don't even look,
and the place is sadly the best.
Meanwhile, as something on which I sit,
where smarter than that idea!

I loved the books, the booze and women
and more he never asked for.
Now the excitement of my age reduced.
Now on the books no power!

Debates, debates, battles,
flow is fruitless and it seems.
And wives become wider in the waist,
and the girls began to take more!

Russia raised the soul slowly,
it was hard on them, then gentle.
And especially the Russian soul,
the Jew whimsical and sophisticated.

In good weather, peace,
in the world everything is in harmony completely.
I love to relax in nature,
and she rested on me!