Author of quotes: Fred Allen



Committee - a group of individuals, each of which is not able to do anything, and together they decide that nothing can be done.
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Celebrity - a person who puts all his life to achieve fame, and then goes to dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Hollywood is a place where Hicks from Iowa take each other for movie stars.
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TV is where people who have nothing to do, look at people who do not know how to do.
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What is a party? This is when the forty people come together to simultaneously talk about yourself. The man who remains after the liquor is over - the master.
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A gentleman would never hit a woman... not taking off his hat.
№ 6956   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:13