Author of quotes: Demnach

When someone asked him, "what do you think is the underworld?" Demonick said, "Wait a bit, and I'll write from there."

Some people noticed on the feet of Demonata clear signs of old age, asked: "What is it, Demonick?" And he replied with a smile: "the Marks of the teeth of Charon".

When someone is surprised, how could such a philosopher as Demnach, with pleasure eat the honey cakes, he said, "do you think that only fools the bees build their honeycombs?"

Washing once in the bath, Demonac could not decide to go into the hot water. Someone began to accuse him of cowardice.
- Say, for the sake of the Fatherland, or what, should I do it? he said Demnach.

One milking goat and the other he substitutes the sieve.

A Polybius, a man absolutely ignorant and do not know how to properly speak their native Greek language, said: "the Emperor has honored me with Roman citizenship."
- Better, - said Demonick, he made you Greek, not Roman.

Bad speaker on Demonat advised to do exercises. He said that all the speeches alone.
- That explains why you're not talking, because you have such a stupid listener, said Demonat.

Someone for the sake of ridicule asked the philosopher: "If I burn a thousand pounds of wood, how much work min of smoke?"
- Suspension of ash, said Demonick, all the rest of the weight of the smoke.

Seeing as something of a soothsayer, who, for a fee predicted the future to anyone, Demonick said:
- I don't understand why you take the money, because if you can change the destined - whatever you require, may not be enough; if it's done in a way that pleases God, - what do your prophecies?

Someone asked Demonata whether he thinks that the soul is immortal.
- Immortal, - he answered - but no more than anything else.

One friend asked Demonata: "let's Go to the temple of Asclepius and pray for my son."
- You must think Asclepius deaf, believing that he will not hear us if we pray in this place, ' said the philosopher.

Demnach came to the person who is locked in a dark room, bitterly mourned his son. The philosopher said that he is a magician and can bring to the ground the shadow of the deceased, thus, however, the condition that the poor father would call him the names of three people who never had anyone to mourn. The man lost his son, didn't have anybody to call.
- Not funny if you said Demonick, - considering that only the unbearable suffering, and not knowing anyone who would be unfamiliar with grief?

Use your ears more often than language.