Author of quotes: Chris Rock

Girls, take care of her man. Men, take care of your wives, girlfriends... take Care of her! Otherwise she will leave you. She will leave you either body or mind. A woman can walk away from you mind! Yes, as in star Trek! Just teleports you to ***.

If you are in a relationship, I will try to help you. First rule: enough to compete. It's not a competition! Her success is your success, and your success is her success. The second rule: in a relationship there is no equality. Like: "We are equal". It's not true. Both of you should oblige. You are in the service sector, okay? When you're in a relationship, you're in the group. And when you're in a group, there are roles that you fulfill in the group. Sometimes you sing the main part and the tambourine. And if you have a tambourine, play it! Play properly, play with a smile, bitch! Because nobody wants to look like someone evil plays the tambourine.

Religion is like salt: a pinch is fine, but if you overdo it, the whole lunch is going to be ruined.

George Bush was so bad that gave us Obama. Bush was so bad that people said, "Hey, maybe this black knows the answers". I think people underestimate the contribution of George Bush in the story of the black. George Bush - a black revolutionary! Malcolm X, Rosa Parks, George Bush.

When men change, we want something new. But you know what happens then? Finds out about this your woman. And now new is it. She is changed forever. So you got a new but bad new.

Being face to face with the police, did you ever think - "I won't punch you if I am?". Think no more if you just follow these simple tips.
First - keep the law!
Come up with laws not just. Imagine that this is a hint, when often say: "In your place I would not do this shit." Here are examples of shit like this: car theft, robbery, sale of weapons, sale of drugs, assault with a deadly weapon, shots fired. You know you will not say to police if you just follow common sense!
If you jump over the turnstile in the subway, just get off with a warning from the police. But if you jump a turnstile with a gun in his pants and with a joint in his mouth, surely you really need to get some of this from the police!

When you live with someone from divorced parents, you don't see how people come to compromise. You see an adult who lives in a world where everything is arranged the way he wants. When you live in a complete family, you see how people fight and how they come to an agreement. Watching this, you're quietly getting better.

The white house will take and the Trinity - what matters is that he was white. So Obama's victory is the first progress for white people, not black people.

Why do people do yoga? Correct: to clear your mind. But I am against. I appreciate the mess in her head.

It is impossible to make a good Comedy with strangers. Each knows the entire album, and they only heard the hits.

There is always someone who will eat out of the box the last slice of pizza.

I don't pay taxes. I allow the state to pick them up.