Author of quotes: Arkady Averchenko

Women lie often reminds me of the Chinese ship the size of a walnut - a lot of patience, cunning - all quite aimlessly, to no avail, all killed by a simple touch.

We all suffer from fools. If you ever were offered a choice: with whom you wish to deal with a fool or a fraud? - feel free to choose the fraudster.
Against the fraudster you have your own ingenuity, intelligence and tact, there are laws that will protect you, is your trick that you can draw against his tricks. In the end, it's a fair, decent fight.
But what can protect you against a fool? Never in the previous minute you don't know what he'll do in the future. Will drop you on the head, thrown under foot, bite you or get in my arms who will penetrate the secrets of the dark stupid of the psyche?
Rascal - maths, obeying known laws, stupid lottery, which to any laws and not obey.

There is such a variety of losers who trades on the canals of Venice bikes.

Alas! Acorns are the same, but when they will become young oaks from one oak seedlings will make the Department for a scientist, the other goes on the frame for a portrait of his girlfriend, and from the third dubka make a gallows that pleasure...

Philosophers and children have one noble trait - they do not attach importance to any differences between people, nor social, nor mental nor external.

There is nothing disinterested children's friendship... If we trace its beginning, its origins, in most cases you will stumble upon the external, ridiculously empty cause: either your parents were "familiar houses," and dragged you little to each other in a tender friendship between the two tiny men appeared, simply because they lived on the same street, or both went to school in the same school, sat on the same bench - and the first brothers split in half and eaten a piece of sausage with bread sown in young hearts the seeds of the most tender friendship.

Maybe... maybe... But am I the only happy marriages are not seen. Faithful, loving wife - it's so rare that you want to show in museuma... And worse of all, he addressed the sullen postupivshaya student, that the nicer, predupredila wife, so that means more stuff to her husband's cooking.

Without health can not survive.

When I live with someone, you don't notice the main material in his attitude toward you. Only visible details that make up this substantial.

Can a husband change his wife as much as necessary and still remain the same loving, tender and jealous husband, as it was before the infidelity.

So Yes. You see, I'm not the kind of people who, having met the woman, falling in love, not paying attention to much negative as it is. I don't agree that love is blind. I knew these simpletons who are madly in love with women for their beautiful eyes and silvery voice, not paying attention to the too low waist or big red hand. In such cases, I do not. I love beautiful eyes and a great voice, but as a woman with no waist and arms cannot exist - go in search of it all. Find the second woman, slender, like Venus, with charming handles. But she's sentimental, whiny character. It may be good, but very, very occasionally... What does that mean? What should I look for a woman with sparkling wonderful character and a wide mental scope! Go looking for...