Character: Stan Marsh. Page 2



- Now you know my terrible secret!
- The fact that you're gay, Butters?
- No! I am Professor Chaos!!
(Now you know my terrible secret!!
- The fact that you're gay, Butters?
- For God's sake, I don't mind).
6 Season 18 Series
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So, let us once again clarify the situation. The woman tried to regain their eggs, which were the patellas and black kid, whose father is a Dolphin.
Well... like this.
9 Season 255 Series
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- So, who is going to get tampons?
- Let's play a game: "If your name is Butters, you lose, and go for the tampons"?
Let's do it!
- So, my name is Eric, what's yours?
- Kyle.
- And you?
Stan.
- And you?
- Raphael!!!!
- ...
What I lost, right?
6 Season 5 Series
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- Wow, what an all big!
Yeah, almost the same as Cartman's ass.
- Guys, guys...
Quote Explanation: About the mountain of underwear in the gnomes ' cave.
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- Sorry I killed your mother, the squirrel said that she's evil.
You fooled a squirrel?.. Mind you don't Shine.
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- Oh, my God! Kenny killed death!
- Hmm... bastard...
1 Season 6 Series
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- and then, after killing the entire Vietcong army, they returned to base. Upon arrival, they rode the roller coaster, ate candy and to top it off Ned received the medal of the Purple heart for courageous action for the defense of water slides. Such were the horrors of the Vietnam war. The end.
- Who are you uploaded such a ***her?
Veterans Of Vietnam.
2 Season 6 Series
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- Guys, for Christmas I will give my football helmet!
- How do you know?
- I saw mom was hiding him in the closet.
- And I, too, watched my mom and know she will give me a super-ultra-vibe 2000!
- What is it?
- I don't know but it sounds cool.
1 Season 9 Series
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Kenny was wonderful. Sorry that it has taken from us.
Dude, why are you raspolovinit chainsaw!
- Oh, yeah.
1 Season 7 Series
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- I'm so sorry that I left you.
Nothing, Wendy. I'm sorry I wished that you were dead.
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- I'm not going to kill you, grandpa.
- Why is this?
- Because I will get in trouble.
1 Season 6 Series
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- If some girl did a thrash, I would say, "Hey, stop trying to dress me up like a mailman and make you dance to when you smoke crack and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed...."
- Cartman, che ***Nude you talking about?
1 Season 5 Series
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And what will you do with stolen underpants?
- Collecting underpants is just phase one.
- Phase 1 - collect underpants.
Well... what's the second?
- Uh... Hey, guys, what's the second phase?
- Phase 1 - collect underpants.
- Yes, Yes. What about phase 2?
Well... phase 3 is profit driven?
- I don't get it.
- You see, phase 1 - collect underpants, phase 2 ..., phase 3 - profit.
And... drive...
2 Season 17 Series
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- ... On his left hand instead of the palm...
- Hook!
- The knife!
- No. Celery!
- Celery?
Yes. And he walks, limping, because he doesn't have one of his legs. And where there should be leg, he... Patrick Duffy from the TV!
- Patrick Duffy?! Cartman, Yes, the same guys are scary!
- How not scared? Yes, you've seen the TV series he starred? The horror!
1 Season 3 Series
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Oh, my God, they piss Kenny!
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