Cartoon: South Park (South Park)



Children, all problems can be solved. What happened?
- We killed our teacher and in the stomach found our seed...
- ... {Masters pulled the sofa with Kyle and Kevin and company at the door to the street and silently closed the door]
№ 386898   Added MegaMozg 03-02-2020 / 00:42
Nya - nya - nya!... The box-Kaa-Arnaud!
3 Season
№ 385662   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2020 / 09:56
I have anxiety. It means that I'm a vicious guy and I have problems with self-expression. I find it hard to communicate with people. So everybody quit ***Alnico because my anxiety breaks through the ceiling!
22 Season 8 Series
№ 360321   Added MegaMozg 10-02-2019 / 15:05
In my opinion, you suffer from anxiety.
- Anxiety? It's something cool?
Is now a common phenomenon. Among other things, that excuse his laziness and bestiality towards others.
- My God, it's perfect.
22 Season 8 Series
№ 360320   Added MegaMozg 10-02-2019 / 15:04
On Monday she's a bitch
And on Tuesday she's a bitch
Bitch remains in the environment
And Thursday afternoon,
And only on Sunday,
With it there are changes
Turns into a shrew,
King size!
And her name is not in vain,
Super - suchna bitch!
№ 352825   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2018 / 01:07
Mom Kyle is just being a bitch,
Fat stupid meanie.
Nasty woman, full of shit
Adults and children know,
You will not find on the entire planet
Bitches more than she is.
№ 352823   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2018 / 01:05
Don't hesitate...
- I know the answer, Mr. garrison.
Blah - me-me-me....
- Shut up, fatty!
- Uh-uh.. don't call me fat, he*s a Jew!
Eric! You just said the word " Huh?".
- Jew! He was referring to Hye*V.
- At school it is impossible to say x*. You're a fat ass f*chii!
№ 352816   Added MegaMozg 12-12-2018 / 00:17
Is either cream or sperm.
- Christmas is for kids. Of course, it's sperm.
Quote Explanation: The dialogue between the priests.
№ 346862   Added MegaMozg 14-10-2018 / 01:07
- I'm so angry that I want to get behind the wheel of a huge "hammer", which makes "Vroom-Vroom"!
- What is the connection between a big car and a small penis?!
15 Season 4 Series
№ 346059   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 13:16
- We talked about this a thousand times! You get angry, stop to think and get into trouble. This time you hurt yourself.
Oh, my God, why didn't I think just for a minute...
- You have a problem with anger management!
- Fuck you! I don't have one!
15 Season 4 Series
№ 346058   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 13:15
Guys, I have no idea what we're seeing, but, in my opinion, this is inappropriate.
7 Season 4 Series
№ 346054   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 13:11
- Not true! White support the President.
- Yes, my goodness, he is running around, eating dogs and scaring the children!
21 Season
№ 325380   Added MegaMozg 09-05-2018 / 17:07
All that a man can have in life is friends and family. If they lose, then life will be nothing. Therefore, loved ones should be cherished more than all other things on Earth.
2 Season 18 Series
№ 325350   Added MegaMozg 09-05-2018 / 11:05
Sometimes what is right is not as important as what is profitable.
2 Season 18 Series
№ 325346   Added MegaMozg 09-05-2018 / 10:03
This is a new crazy teenage fashion - to shove up your ass tampons. Perhaps now all the kids do it, because, for example, seen on TV, as did the "Backsteet Boys".
3 Season 16 Series
№ 325294   Added MegaMozg 08-05-2018 / 19:10