Character: Anatoly Efremovich Novoseltsev. Page 4

Stop crying! You, You posts are not allowed.

If today, someone else dies or is born, I will remain without lunch.

Is the Director of our institution Ludmila prokofievna Kalugina. She knows the business that she manages. This also happens.

Call me the brightest mind of our time.

Yeah, I want to Sing.
- What a misfortune!

- But please, please: I have a lot of cases.
- I'll wait for your pile. She'll become.

- I have children. I have two of them: a boy and... um... de... a boy too. Two boys. Here. It is a burden.
- God, how can you say that about children?
- Oh wait, Ludmila prokofievna!
- What are you?
- Don't interrupt, please! I myself go astray.

None of the employees you would not have to throw a bunch into the face. Do you fancy me?
- One more word and I will throw the water bottle at you!
- If you make a carafe, so You really got me... that this...

- You're clever.
- When a woman is told she's clever, which means that she is a stupid idiot.

Why do you address me personally? Leave me to your Secretary.

If it was not for statistics we would not even suspect how well we work.

- Have you ever been a single woman after 30?
No.
- What you do then, Scott?!

- Where's the door...
It will never happen and doors.
- ... open?

Just you cry as if you were normal...