Character: Olya

- And I, among other things getting married tomorrow. Your daddy tried.
Tomorrow. But today is not go out?
And today not getting out.
- Well then... take off your clothes!

- Ol, you're a lesbian?
- No. Do not have to be a lesbian in order to love someone.

"At first sight" - he said. Not true, of course. And suddenly the truth? <...> What about me? "At first sight"...

The girl appeared in my life Petruchio suddenly. He came to the Assembly Department native hypermarket swear that the moving shelf set of wheels and they ride more on the nerves than on the floor. And then he saw her. The one and only, destiny is made solely in the form of a test model, she was standing on a stepladder with a drill in his hand and drinking juice from a package which is just in front of Chemodanova drilled with this drill. On its beige canvas vest placed the whole Arsenal: a hammer, tape gun, shooting iron staples.
Chemodanov looked at her and felt his heart pierced the nail.
Give me the juice, woman! 'he ordered.
The girl mockingly looked at Chemodanova and complied with the request literally dropped from the ladder the juice drenched him from head to toe.
Woman, are you blind?! I wanted to drink, not to wash! - howled Petruchio.
- Learn for free! Drinking is this: pour and swallow. Do not forget to breathe! - The girl jumped from the ladder and was next to Chemodanova.
Little below its growth, but decidedly jaunty. A round face, round eyes, dark hair and hard, nose like a button. A galloping horse will not stop, but the tape will wrap and pack in the best way. On the girl's breast - the usual store-bought name tag green color with the inscription "helps You OLGA". The letter "O" several fixed marker has ears, mouth and eyes.
Heart Chemodanova invisible thought, the cable contacted the brain examined the sensation and burst from love.

I was walking down the street, and around me was generosity. Generously sprinkled snow, and its structure was more perfect than any jewelry. I generously pressed these crystal lattice, and they loudly collapsed. And the top fell new, generously covered the black streets.

Grandma sold the cranberries in the Bank, and it was this generosity of nature, the accumulation of generosity, multiple through the glass. Grandma pritoptyvaya and swept away the snow down mitten, warm mitten down, with multiple fine hairs from a warm animal, which now warms the hands of the people. If grandma dies, her granddaughter will receive the inheritance - a generous piece of cotton and plush, with a scattering of family photographs, and these mittens with the smell of grandma, and some apron with patches of cranberries. With beautiful spots perfect red color, with spots vitamins from the berries.

Women should understand that. Must love to support. To serve her man!
- I wish success to you Gene, looking for the one that will serve you. Broom return.

- I took a broom. And then sex went to do we. But he did not marry.
- Weak vibration was from the uterus of yours, yeah.
He needed a function wife.
- Vedas are not your whole brain into the uterus of a lowered look.

Men rarely buy jewelry for their women. Mostly women buying for themselves or as a gift to each other. Mothers to daughters, daughters to mothers. Girlfriend to girlfriend. And these will not wait.

- Special vibration make. And the man is attracted to you. He is attracted and doesn't know why. Thinks you're charming, you know, cute. And you're not that... You're just a uterus breathe.
Ha ha ha!
- I even don't know...
- Yes! And it's not funny! I went to courses for women, taught us!
And how many sucked this vibration?
- I'm a goddess!
- I noticed goddess all you gotta go to school Blowjob.
A woman should feel like a goddess! The most important thing. And you should not sneer - the training was very useful.
- And useful for some many things, even someone else's urine.

- "I want to improve the quality of sex, to quit Smoking and lose weight - get married".
- I love logical leaps mythologizing ordinary consciousness.

- I was hoping she'd break his neck! - My dear, she's Russian! But with Russian contact is simply impossible! They always do something incredible! Something no one expects! Them accustomed to this.

- Creature!
- We are all God's creatures. - I retorted. - But you, especially!

- Mom calls, asks to buy bread.
Yeah. Like feel never on time!