Character: Peter
Stop eating meat (patties),
It is better to eat meat than to drink blood.
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MegaMozg 07-12-2019 / 22:40
- And I, among other things getting married tomorrow. Your daddy tried.
Tomorrow. But today is not go out?
And today not getting out.
- Well then... take off your clothes!
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MegaMozg 01-04-2019 / 13:03
- When you were scared last time? Really scary?
- Happened a couple of times. You all OK?
- I'm doing just super.
- Then on - said goodbye forever Peter.
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MegaMozg 28-10-2017 / 07:03
Strawberry jam
Will tea Sunday,
But lanthanum and lazy
Not to sit at that tea!
Let rest!
Let rest!
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:38
- Who is it?
Is a speaker. He explains everything so clear.
- Why?
I do not know. It is supposed to.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:55
- This is a sign of weakness.
- Do you think people are always and in all circumstances must be strong?
- If this person is male, then Yes.
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MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:03
- I will smack you to maintain vitality.
- Smack... You are not the first who tells me that.
- Because you look like... not smack.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:22
When we want to act smart - often do stupid things. And when you make mistakes - no one knows how.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:07
- And why do you not ask why I have such big ears?
- What to ask something? Lugs as the lugs.
- Strange... But do you know why I have...
- Large eyes?! They are, FYI, not so great.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 13:50
- Look, Peter, the world consists of smart and stupid, strong and weak, of those who may the fate of the flip, and of those who are on the river floating. So yeah, you could, but nick this, he had no dreams! He has not earned this girl did not deserve!
- Yes, how can happiness make money?
- Yes you can! Need!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:59