Character: Andy Anderson

- Mom, can I ask you something? What is the meaning of Thanksgiving?
- We all know that, Louis. In a pie with pumpkin.
- In a pie with pumpkin?!
- First, you take the dough, and secondly, take the pumpkin stuffing are two completely different substances. But when connecting and baking is a fantastic thing! That's Thanksgiving!
- I never thought about it...
Louis, listen to me carefully - Thanksgiving...
[Yes, but... I imagine standing in front of the whole school and say that the meaning of Thanksgiving pumpkin pie! I ventured to ask my father.]
- Dad?
[Andy is pinching hand foot folding table and yells in pain]
- Can I ask?
Yeah, I decided a little yoga!
- What is the meaning of Thanksgiving?
- An interesting question. The name derived from the Latin word... loosely translated it means "the mass of annoying guests in the house"!
- Yes?
- No, seriously. As soon as your house guests appear, it is called the feast!

- Dad, where is your heart?
- The Tin Man!

- Danny, you keep a dollar for something that never mowing the lawn. Laura, keep the fifty dollars for that entire day on the phone. Carol, here's a quarter for something that you never take out the trash. Louis... something I don't remember what you don't do...
Hey, I removed from the allowance?!
Tommy... well, here's five cents for what you five years. And you're of no help nothing! but I still love you.

- In war we for our tanks never wax was not given. Had to use earwax. Fortunately, this stuff we have always in the family was enough.
- You can be proud of.

- How did you get mom to marry you?
What do you mean?! Look at that face. Who needs persuasion?

The horn? Why do you honk?! God gave you a big mouth - use it!

The Blaster master, I drove the tank, buddy!

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm offered a post at the UN. Or a monument in the city centre. And even call my name on a sandwich. I can see Understandit, hehe! This means to immortalize.

Good news: I finally mastered this technique of listening to the earth.
And the bad news?
Here and run a herd of one hundred and fifty hunters...

The deer over there!
Are you sure Anderson?
- Am I certain? And bears live in the woods? And the sun rises in the East? And of the two fools will smart?!
- Uh... no.

Who stole my cheese sticks? These kids are worse than our government! I live under one roof with a whole bunch of tax inspectors!

- What would you call it?
Pepper.
- A Second Scale?
Is PEPPER!!!

To the coming Christmas I managed to save up 12 migraines have 11 screaming kids and a 10-hour day, 9 complaints from neighbors, barking dogs 8, 7 home, 6 repairs, 5 years to retirement 4 accounts for rent, 3 credits under the mortgage, 2 weeks vacation and the wife, so I bear it all!

- You see two zones of protection on the edges of fields? Think of it - donuts.
And jelly in them?
- Yes, everything is there! That's why all the players want to go there. But without the key, they do not go in there and the key is the ball. Understand?
- This is football?
- This is football.