Character: Louie Anderson
- Mom, can I ask you something? What is the meaning of Thanksgiving?
- We all know that, Louis. In a pie with pumpkin.
- In a pie with pumpkin?!
- First, you take the dough, and secondly, take the pumpkin stuffing are two completely different substances. But when connecting and baking is a fantastic thing! That's Thanksgiving!
- I never thought about it...
Louis, listen to me carefully - Thanksgiving...
[Yes, but... I imagine standing in front of the whole school and say that the meaning of Thanksgiving pumpkin pie! I ventured to ask my father.]
- Dad?
[Andy is pinching hand foot folding table and yells in pain]
- Can I ask?
Yeah, I decided a little yoga!
- What is the meaning of Thanksgiving?
- An interesting question. The name derived from the Latin word... loosely translated it means "the mass of annoying guests in the house"!
- Yes?
- No, seriously. As soon as your house guests appear, it is called the feast!
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MegaMozg 29-10-2019 / 12:20
When I saw how they go together, I realized that I lost my dog. I helped Vic find the road.
Quote Explanation: Louis raised a guide dog and is very grieved at parting with her; Vik - the blind man who received the dog
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MegaMozg 29-10-2019 / 12:12
- In war we for our tanks never wax was not given. Had to use earwax. Fortunately, this stuff we have always in the family was enough.
- You can be proud of.
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MegaMozg 18-05-2019 / 00:12
- How did you get mom to marry you?
What do you mean?! Look at that face. Who needs persuasion?
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Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:19
Good news: I finally mastered this technique of listening to the earth.
And the bad news?
Here and run a herd of one hundred and fifty hunters...
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MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 11:32
When you are eight years old, hold breath for a week is easier than to hide a secret, you have a new animal.
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MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 11:30
- What would you call it?
Pepper.
- A Second Scale?
Is PEPPER!!!
Quote Explanation: fish
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MegaMozg 02-04-2017 / 09:27
What a bore - machine, which responds to the brake.
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MegaMozg 02-04-2017 / 09:27
- You see two zones of protection on the edges of fields? Think of it - donuts.
And jelly in them?
- Yes, everything is there! That's why all the players want to go there. But without the key, they do not go in there and the key is the ball. Understand?
- This is football?
- This is football.
Quote Explanation: About American football
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MegaMozg 25-03-2017 / 15:13
- I know exactly what you need.
- A lot of donuts?
- No. Grandma's pie!
- What is it? It is a stone.
- There can not, die. Pick it up.
- What is this?
I call it "the sweatshop Andersen". At the moment will lead to the form. Then you and rod, then you and the trainer, and this is to work on biceps. And since both of us like to open the fridge, let alone this will be any good. Well, Louis, pick up to eat.
- The dessert!
I'll raise that easy: yogurt and prunes!
- Lightweight!
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MegaMozg 25-03-2017 / 15:13
And without that a difficult childhood for those whose fingers like sausages. And if they still gloves...
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MegaMozg 25-03-2017 / 15:12
- You know, Louis, sometimes it is even good that people are leaving...
- Why is this?
- Uh-uh, don't know!
Quote Explanation: Louie was upset about the fact that grandma was gone and Andy Anderson decided to encourage my son.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 14:13
[doorbell rings]
- Grandma!
- What is she doing? Teeth?
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 14:12
- Smells like dinosaur?
But the father is better?
- I heard that!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 14:12
[Christmas morning was also special. Dad called the price of each gift. Alternately.]
I hope they are happy. These sleds are $ 12. There will not be a month, but they will be able to ride the hill. Maybe crash into a deer and we'll cook him up for dinner.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:43
