Cartoon: Life with Louie (Life with Louie)



- I told you: no charged guns in the house!
But Louis in the bed is a deer!!!
- I don't! Though an elite group of Latin American rebels. Not - for - what!
№ 382633   Added MegaMozg 15-11-2019 / 13:24
- Mom, can I ask you something? What is the meaning of Thanksgiving?
- We all know that, Louis. In a pie with pumpkin.
- In a pie with pumpkin?!
- First, you take the dough, and secondly, take the pumpkin stuffing are two completely different substances. But when connecting and baking is a fantastic thing! That's Thanksgiving!
- I never thought about it...
Louis, listen to me carefully - Thanksgiving...
[Yes, but... I imagine standing in front of the whole school and say that the meaning of Thanksgiving pumpkin pie! I ventured to ask my father.]
- Dad?
[Andy is pinching hand foot folding table and yells in pain]
- Can I ask?
Yeah, I decided a little yoga!
- What is the meaning of Thanksgiving?
- An interesting question. The name derived from the Latin word... loosely translated it means "the mass of annoying guests in the house"!
- Yes?
- No, seriously. As soon as your house guests appear, it is called the feast!
№ 381290   Added MegaMozg 29-10-2019 / 12:20
When I saw how they go together, I realized that I lost my dog. I helped Vic find the road.
Quote Explanation: Louis raised a guide dog and is very grieved at parting with her; Vik - the blind man who received the dog
№ 381286   Added MegaMozg 29-10-2019 / 12:12
- Dad, where is your heart?
- The Tin Man!
№ 381174   Added Viker 28-10-2019 / 10:08
- Danny, you keep a dollar for something that never mowing the lawn. Laura, keep the fifty dollars for that entire day on the phone. Carol, here's a quarter for something that you never take out the trash. Louis... something I don't remember what you don't do...
Hey, I removed from the allowance?!
Tommy... well, here's five cents for what you five years. And you're of no help nothing! but I still love you.
№ 378858   Added MegaMozg 19-09-2019 / 23:37
- In war we for our tanks never wax was not given. Had to use earwax. Fortunately, this stuff we have always in the family was enough.
- You can be proud of.
№ 370033   Added MegaMozg 18-05-2019 / 00:12
- How did you get mom to marry you?
What do you mean?! Look at that face. Who needs persuasion?
№ 354161   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:19
The horn? Why do you honk?! God gave you a big mouth - use it!
№ 354158   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:19
The Blaster master, I drove the tank, buddy!
№ 354157   Added Viker 26-12-2018 / 17:19
You know, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm offered a post at the UN. Or a monument in the city centre. And even call my name on a sandwich. I can see Understandit, hehe! This means to immortalize.
№ 332352   Added MegaMozg 08-07-2018 / 21:02
Good news: I finally mastered this technique of listening to the earth.
And the bad news?
Here and run a herd of one hundred and fifty hunters...
№ 330249   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 11:32
Andy, what's gotten into you? Again, a wrench fell on his head?
№ 330248   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 11:31
When you are eight years old, hold breath for a week is easier than to hide a secret, you have a new animal.
№ 330247   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 11:30
The deer over there!
Are you sure Anderson?
- Am I certain? And bears live in the woods? And the sun rises in the East? And of the two fools will smart?!
- Uh... no.
№ 330246   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2018 / 11:29
- Mom, can I ask you a question?
- Yes, of course.
- I have one friend who did something. And the other person got it wrong. She threw rumors to orbit. But each afraid to tell the truth. Tell him what to do?
Louis, life is like baking cookies.
- Oh-Oh...
- Suppose you are making cookies with chocolate. Mix all the ingredients, but all of a sudden... in this dough happens to be Brussels sprouts.
Brussels?!
- As you know, chocolate chip cookies and Brussels sprouts may be even more delicious than usual. Do we really need to tell people what they don't eat normal chocolate chip cookies? Here, everything depends on your responsibility.
№ 293113   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2017 / 01:06