Character: Dr. Andrei Bykov. Page 2

A man is allowed to cry on two occasions: when he had conjunctivitis... or when he cuts onions. The rest is a shame.

- Andrei, can I go today to the funeral?
- Before, I'll tell you when it's time.
- I train my husband died. The funeral is today, from what I have proved something.
- Then, of course.

- So, add 20 cubes of piracetam and send blood biochemistry... And I 0,5 dark and smelt of dried.
- In what sense?
- And you that robe, similar to a beer vendor. Get yourself cleaned up.

You are our hypothetical bridge from dull reality into the world of real passions, and guide to lurking. The tree of life that feeds its life-giving juices the entire root system of our hospital.

Scientifically summing up, language is a wild beast, living alone instincts. You must learn to control it, train it, otherwise it constantly you will get dead ends and unpleasant situation. Like today, for example, when he made you fear suffered a great deal. It was, by the way, your punishment, if you do not understand.

To marry - a bad omen. Money will not be.

Unreasoned optimism - a sure sign of stupidity.

You know what, Vanya, sometimes I think you have to age the curls inside the brain began to grow, you stopped to think!

The law of etiquette, I should probably say "thank you". But! Odd is not hunting.

Why are two adult, mentally healthy person came to me and talk some garbage, sober.

Doctor hurt is a great sin as to kill a Dolphin.

- Ay-yay-yay, guys, you have no conscience!.. And a sense of humor.

- Listen, you Capitman saw today already?
- No, what happened?
- Its a man caught with his wife and he broke her jaw.
- And what all true. Not salt baths for him to give.

- Andrei, what was the point of that?
- Fun, a joke, a mockery, a mockery, what do you choose?