Character: Anastasia Kisegach

- In my office drunk doctor!
- Ivan Natanovich, who himself complains.

- Here why don't you love New year?
Because the New year is unjustified expectations. Now you tell me that last year gave?
- Sabanci.
- And I wanted a yacht.
- Are you kidding me?
- I say, unreasonable expectations.

You even talk about his being late was late.

- All protein today died one who is with us since the first day in the hospital was.
Satanic, or what?
- Ugh, better Satanic. The MRI machine was burnt to hell!

Stupid Jew-the doctor says that I got used to them.
- Well, what the fuck do you think?
- I consider that stupid, Jews did not happen.

- Listen, you Capitman saw today already?
- No, what happened?
- Its a man caught with his wife and he broke her jaw.
- And what all true. Not salt baths for him to give.

If for sex I have to say I love you, okay! I love you.
Bulls, you are a boor and a bastard!
So should I undress?
- Take off your clothes.

- And we have a Commission from the Ministry of health, by definition, sterile, them germs don't stick?
- You know Andrey is a wonderful doctor, but with a sense of humor about this..
- And I'm not kidding, there you look at him, he's knee-deep in stafilococco, fat such.

- Do you think you're some kind of gift, which women have to fight?
- What is wrong with me, eh?!
- Yes, everything about you is wrong! Well, give you at least one positive quality.
I have athletic calves!

- Well, Andrew, what are you kidding me?
- That's why I love you, Nastya, it's for the insight!

Well, Capitman, poodle smart-ass!!!

The waiter brings the wine.
- This is not necessary, thank you.
Why?
- Well why not? Don't you remember what happens when we're together we drink?
- Remember! Pour!
- Evo how! Then I 200 whisky, ice and coke separately!