Character: Maria Tropinina

- God, I'm Andrei Pavlovich say...
- Quiet! Start from afar: so, they say, well, Fedka Parking column broke. He asks: "What, a head?" And you laugh... and say "No, thank God, Andrey Pavlovich, your car..."

- Well, see, the trouble and tears.
- And on my grave you can't see?..

- Vic, come on already, do something!
The only thing I can do now is to call an electrician.
Why?
- Then! Below the sign hung a "do Not get - kill"!

- Wow! Honey, you know what time it is?
- Ask more about this from your friend Fedi, because of which I lost so much precious time!
- Oh, dear! How many years, how many winters! And you just Andrei Autoliv searched and Kira Yurievna.
- And the Pope did not call me, huh? And if you call, you give him my mobile number, good, right?

Quote summary Victoria Klochkova: "Looking for a paying job, work does not offer."

- Kat, where the driver Voropaeva arrived asked when you're ready.
- I forgot, he invited me to dinner!
- Who? The Driver Voropaeva?!

If there is no contact with the boss's career in question!

There is no story sadder than the story about Dating online.

- And give we will never quarrel? Well, really never?
- Never, never? Come on. Fantasy is my favorite genre.

- When the boys without girls - what's that?
- Bachelor party...
- Ugh, still confused... When girls with no boys - what's that?
- Women's bath!