Character: Sam Witwicky

I understand you're upset because I wanted to kill you... It's quite clear: if I'm right, I'd be upset, too...

I am normal guy with normal problems!

Listen: the boundary of the castle, the armor is strong... and I'm ticklish!

I just read your tutorial. Einstein was wrong! Energy equals mass multiplied by the speed of light squared, but only in this dimension. What about the other 17? And here's an example: if you put the Energon into elementary components and extrapolate for each of the 14 galactic convergences that was held sentinel Prime, you get a formula for the creation of interdimensional energy.

This is called "hid"?! This is the lawn near the house, not the truck!

Seriously no head to show off, huh?

My name is Sam Witwicky. Whoever found, but the car is alive, okay? Have you seen this? These are my last words. I just want to say... Mom, dad, I love you and if you will find sisyastaya beauties - it's not me, it's the magazines for miles... no, No, wait. It's not true. This is my uncle Charles gave them to me, sorry. Mojo, I love you.

Hello, 9-1-1?! My car has been stolen! I'm in pursuit! Urgently send all units to one and all! And don't ask questions, my father is the main combatant area!

- What's up, bitches? And here you can revel cool!
- Where is he these words from?
- We have learned earth's languages in your world wide web.

- How much?
Well... Car can say a semi-antique... Yes, tires, paint by special order...
- The paint's not faded.
And so faded?
- It's your first car, you do not understand... 5 pieces!
- More than four will not give, excuse me...
Baby, get out of the car.
- No, you said "cars pick the drivers"!
They do not choose those who have fathers hog.

My son now buys the first car.
And you came to me?
- Had to...

Here? What do you mean! You promised to pay for half the car and half the wreck!
- When I was your age any car would be happy.
- Let me explain something else. Watched "the 40 year old virgin"? Great. That's his ride. And this is a 50 year old.

- I have a little surprise for you, son.
- No... no, no, No! Dad! You must be kidding!
- Yeah, just kidding. You thought, I'll buy you a Porsche?

- Sam...
Yes. Excuse me, excuse me. Well. Great, right?
- I'd say a strong b-minus.
- B-minus?! But the guys liked it...
- You were Hawking your great-grandfather's crap in my classroom!
- Listen, do me a favor. Look out the window. you see my father? The man in the green car. I have a dream: your car. And the father promised me to buy it. He looked me in the eye and said, "Son, I'll buy it for you, but you need to bring me $ 2,000 and 3 fives." Now I have a 2000 and 2 fives. Yes? That's the dream. A two - and dream of the end. Kaput. Sir, ask yourself: what would Jesus do?