Character: Lenny Leonard



- Leaving this world as it came: dirty, screaming, torn from the woman he loves!
- Quickly and stupid. So I will die.
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Lenny Leonard Homer Simpson (Homer Simpson)
funny quotesdeath
№ 328517   Added MegaMozg 10-06-2018 / 19:06
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- Lenny, how's your affair with the girl across the street?
- Broke down, she put up the curtains.
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Lenny Leonard
ironic quotes
№ 78522   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:24
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- What kind of eyes?
- PM.
- ...
- Postmodernism.
- ...
To hell with stupidity for stupidity.
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Mo Lenny Leonard
13 Season 3 Series
stupidity
№ 66492   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:07
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- What's your cookie?
"You'll have a good time with friends." Wow! Now all is well!
- Strange, and said to me: "something you lost will soon come back to you". My faith in God! She's back!
Quote Explanation: Lenny opens a fortune cookie
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Carl Lenny Leonard
funny quotesfaith God
№ 29259   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:11
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- Homer has a girlfriend!
- She's not my girlfriend! She's the girl I married that has always been a friend to me!
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Lenny Leonard
friends friendship relationship wedding
№ 29258   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:11
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All wrong. After all, even pencils have erasers.
Everybody makes mistakes. That's why they put erasers on pencils.
The Simpsons (The Simpsons) Lenny Leonard
8 Season 23 Series
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№ 12713   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 12:38
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