Character: Howard Wolowitz. Page 1

Yes, Yes, Yes, it is always so hilarious, when not with us.

- Well, on Saturday I can count on my entourage?
- Look, I'd love to, but.. can't.
- Leonard?
And I could, but... I can't.
- Sheldon?
- I can, but I'm not going.

- You fucked us!
I don't know what to say... listen to me!
- No, all right! It's your ship, so you and Chewbacca can do whatever you want, and Princess Leia will find another way to spend the evening.

- We know that our invention will not destroy the world.
How can we know?
Because no one from the future didn't come back to kill us.

- I worry not for the money or form of the enterprise, but because of how you feel about me.
Well, I think I'm nice to you. Therefore, in the contract I pointed out that your contribution to the invention is equal to my.
- Oh, that is so you don't think his contribution is yours.
- No, now I don't say so, as I said in the morning. But then Leonard told me not to say so.
And so whenever we work together!
Hey, wait a minute, what if Sheldon will have to treat you with respect?
- What Sheldon on the back neck has a button, which we didn't know?
- No, but we can add in a contract clause stating that he will not be able to mock Howard.
- And what will guarantee performance?
- All terms of the contract guarantees my signature and internal code of honor.
And his obsessive-compulsive disorder.
- And this, too.

- I thought you were a longer walk.
- If you wanted to dump me on a little longer, I had to give more money.

- Why you have never rented an apartment for a Threesome?
- We discussed the opportunity, but Howard was very close with his mom.
I lived with her for reasons of economy.
- Of course, why buy the food if you breast feed.

- Now, tell us, how was your day.
Okay. First, I arrived late due to traffic...
- And I said "Download the app "Tube" in the phone"...
- Hey, when did you come home and complain that you feel sick from eating too much candy, did I taught you how to get rid of it? Nooo! I said "poor thing!" and RUB you tummy. <...> All I want to say - sometimes you just need to listen... And sometimes you just need to stop to eat sweets! Ten years somewhere.

- Sit down, you look tired.
- No, she always looks like that.
- ...
- ... because she married an idiot.

- I have not lost the remnants of dignity.
- Yes, and where do you carry it?

Maybe, in me now says the potion, but you just ocratically "dungeon master".
Really? Well, when we get home, I'm still not satisfied with this quest.
- Another quest by Wolowitz?! I'm with you.
Sheldon, they're talking about sex.
- And... Well, then I'll pass.

- Oh, miracle! Oh, happiness! Professor proton comes to visit us.
Yeah!
- Same weirdo who was driving that wretched peredachku?
- And you just got disinvited.

Howard, I have a few questions for you. I found these three pins, do you juggle these, or sowed the remaining seven?
- ... Juggling.
You're a tough guy.

Howard, your clothes arranged seasonally or by color?
- Let's colour.
- Wrong - will be on a seasonal basis.