Character: Howard Wolowitz. Page 4

I'm gonna make this patrol the game. The things that happen at MIT*.
Oh, and I loved it, every year I participated in them.
- We in Princeton were also!
Nice, just like in a real University.

- We're sorry, Rajesh.
- Let's get together next week.
- Whoa-whoa, we are not so ashamed!

- ... what are you gonna do?
- I will slowly seduce her until she collapses helplessly to my bed, wanting my gentle caresses.
- That is nothing.
Nothing.

- Sheldon, you arrogant asshole. With a fright I must do something nice for you?
Well... to get to Jewish heaven!
- Jews no heaven.
- Then to avoid Jewish hell.
- Have you seen my mom? I live in Jewish hell!

- If we have a new friend, it should be the guy we can trust, who will support us in difficult times.
- And he must have a lot of money, and he needs to live in a cool house near the beach where we can have parties.
- It must also share our passion for technology.
And he should know a lot of women.
- So money, women, technology... looks Like we came to a common opinion, our new friend is iron man.

Children are like pancakes. The first one is always lumpy.

That's nice that your school allowed us to talk to students about science.
- They really were thrilled, I'm the most famous graduate! Apart from the fact of a serial killer who ate prostitutes.

She hid my Xbox like I'm a child!... Yes, and my mother, incidentally, gave, if not return, I tell her!

- My mom is now very difficult emotional period, it dropped that dentist.
- Dropped it? He lift used?

They just spent a lot of money to develop remedies for dandruff, as a result led to a nasty leak from the back passage.
- What are there a nice flow?
In General, Bernie has offered to rebrand and give it as a remedy for constipation.
- I mean the glass was half full, and we even know it.

- I think we need to apologize to the guy.
Just go and apologize.
- Why me?
- You started first, and we're already singing along.
- What I do say to him?
- "Zach, we're sorry you're stupid!"

Before I met you, I couldn't even imagine that I could spend my life just with one person, and now I can't imagine a day of life without you.

Are you listening to yourself?
- I always listen to yourself. This is one of the greatest joys of my life.

You know, Sheldon, you don't have a lot of friends, so you could just to insult them.