Character: George. Page 1

What could be attractive about her, which is about the size of a guardsman? Her waist, like the polar bears!

Your inability to paddle, I perceive with gratitude, moreover, I consider it a friendly service: the water that you pour on me, is refreshing and creates a feeling of happiness.

- You don't think badly of me?
- Woke up late.

And this too! - again protested George. - Alchemists on my head! That I had not seen you, Peter, seven years...
- Should I leave?
- I'll go! I'm so going! I'm so going!

She swears like an alchemist, not as a shoemaker. Absolutely harmless. If only their curses to bring to life will not be solved, - smiled wolf.
- And I'm here to ask all she was embarrassed that she swears phenolphthalein? It's an indicator of some kind?
- The led on the alkali - confirmed the Teacher, and slyly grinned. - And laxative. Blizzard.

When you go on a road bike always somehow goes uphill, he said. - The wind blowing in your face.

It is never necessary, George said, to confuse recklessness with courage. Courage, he continued (George had the gift to speak aphorisms), is the wisdom of Mature age, and recklessness is the corruption of youth.

For morning Breakfast we will need a frying pan (Harris said it is poorly digested, but we asked him not to be an ass, and George went on).