Character: Tree. Page 2



- Inattention - that makes you a sucker.
- A woman has forgiven a cute little distraction.
№ 202894   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:28
Nature has created two sexes? So let us correspond to each its own. And women pretend to be Joan of Arc, with a checkbook at the ready and a computer instead of a shield, and men, gracefully wringing her hands, sitting in their apartments and wait until someone will dig around and post to dry. For getting rid of mold, I suppose. And, the funny thing is, both genders dream about the bright and pure love, not realizing that such is necessary to wash and rinse with bleach. And this requires a collective effort.
№ 202893   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:28
- You're so sassy that the whole of Alvarion.
I always knew I was unique, the one and only...
- And what modest...
- So itself not praise - nobody will care!
№ 202750   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:22
Earlier start, earlier in the neck get.
№ 202722   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:21
If you want someone to get rid of, you don't have to torture the poor man. Better coresuite or burn it. And to marry the man I - it's too cruel.
№ 202721   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:21
Personally, I always stood up for Newton's third law. The action must be equal and opposite reaction. And how many times this law before Newton opened! For example, as a backfire, and respond. Or - who with a sword to us will come from him and die. Or is already a student of folklore: 'given the face - get on your ear'. And all these laws should work in the hard version - and for everyone - from kings to bums fucking. Only in this case it is possible to ensure that the country's peace and order.
№ 202338   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:07