Character: Q

- 007, I'm your new assistant.
Is some kind of joke?
Because I'm not in a white coat?
Because you are too young.
- My appearance hardly matters.
- Your experience - has.

- Good morning, Q. What's with the leg? Skied?
- Hunted. So. And now look, 007. Your new BMW car, agile, circular radioradara self-destruct sequence. And, of course, all usual refinement. Now! The subject of my special proud! For the headlights located missiles "stinger".
Great. What you need after a hard day at the office.
- Forced to remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break traffic rules!
- I wouldn't dare.
- Here and well. Now, let's have a little practice. Plain leather belt: men, fifty-second in size, with buckle. - Are you finished?
Yes.
Okay. A regular leather belt...
- Q I'm familiar with such thing.
- But not with a model in which the buckle is embedded semidesyatiletiyu fishing line. From here, catapulting the hook, followed by a heavy-duty scaffold is designed to support your weight.
- It is clear. What if I need to hold someone else?
- It is designed for a single, 007. Flight 878 to St. Petersburg. An x-ray to scan documents. And here's a pen. Grenade class "four". Three clicks and the explosion four seconds. Another three and it was a dud.
- So how many seconds before the explosion?
- Yes, when you grow up, 007?
- People say: "the Pen is mightier than the sword".
- Thanks to me, they were right.

- Good morning, "Q".
- Good morning, 007. Here. See, everyone is busy. Haven't finished yet.
Where's my Bentley?
- I'm afraid he's finished.
But it worked properly.
- The Order "M", 007. You are going to have "Aston Martin DB-5", it's been modified. Pay attention. Bulletproof windshield, side and rear glass too. Switch the numbers of all countries. But the transmitter is a small radio beacon. Include, pushing back. And here's a little field model. Even fits in the heel. Large transmitter magnetized. It will transmit a signal when you're on the job. On the panel receiver. Audiovisual, a radius of 150 miles. Useful thing. Allows you to rest in the road. This thing is not designed for this, 007. By the way, I hope you will return.

Congratulations, 007. Honestly, I always thought you were a little...
- Irresponsible?
- Absolutely. Thank you. This time, I can't complain.
- I also.
James, I know we don't always... Okay, forget it. If you ever need anything...
Thanks, "Q". This time I have everything and I know how to use it.

For years I said that our special equipment is obsolete. And americomania present a new approach is miniaturization. For example, radioactive dust. If you put it in the pocket of the person can accurately determine its location.

We stock all agents -00. Plain leather case, equipped with twenty types of ammunition here and here. If open there will find everything needed inside. If there is, then departing the knife. Click this button, it appears. Inside the case is assembled sniper rifle. Twenty-fifth caliber, infrared radiation. And to push the gate, here, 50 gold sovereigns, 25 on each side. Look carefully. A simple container with talcum powder. Inside the tear gas. It fits in the case with this side. On this side of the magnet, so it will not fall. Close it. Usually to open such a case, it is necessary to move the locks, that's it. If you will do so, gas will splash you in the face. To avoid this, it is necessary to turn the castles horizontally, like so. Then simply open.

- Make it so that I disappeared.
Let me remind you, I report directly to M. I need to pay the mortgage and feed two cats.
Well, you better trust me. In the name of their cats.