Character: Viago

- Oh, no, you can't eat this.
- Why?
[Sick nick blood]
- Well, how's it going, Nick? Normal?
- He ate a Yam.
- I eat not. Super. To sunbathe it is impossible, and the TV will not look. But potatoes - well this is most annoying! Favorite food is now impossible! In short, being a vampire sucks.

Real vampires (What We Do in the Shadows) Nick Deacon Viago

funny quotes vampires business no

№ 394057 Added Viker 10-05-2020 / 10:02

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- The point is, deacon, that you have not done the dishes for five years.
- Vladislav is right. It is unacceptable that we have such a mountain of bloody dishes.
- Me people to lead uncomfortable!
- Who cares, you still kill them! Vampires don't do dishes.

Real vampires (What We Do in the Shadows) Vladislav Deacon Viago

ironic quotes vampires cleaning inconvenience

№ 212466 Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:10

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