Character: Deacon



- Oh, no, you can't eat this.
- Why?
[Sick nick blood]
- Well, how's it going, Nick? Normal?
- He ate a Yam.
- I eat not. Super. To sunbathe it is impossible, and the TV will not look. But potatoes - well this is most annoying! Favorite food is now impossible! In short, being a vampire sucks.
Real vampires (What We Do in the Shadows) Nick Deacon Viago
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№ 394057   Added Viker 10-05-2020 / 10:02
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Hungry patriots does not happen.
Days Gone Deacon
№ 369867   Added MegaMozg 14-05-2019 / 18:06
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Once I went... was selling all sorts of goods... and passed by this old creepy castle. I looked at him and thought "how old and ugly!" Then suddenly some kind of creature came at me! And dragged into a dark dungeon! And bit into my neck. And when to death was only a moment, this creation made me drink his dirty blood... and then it spread its wings and hovered above me - "you're a vampire!"... It was Peter! We are still best friends.
Real vampires (What We Do in the Shadows) Deacon
ironic quotesfriends friendship vampires
№ 309672   Added MegaMozg 01-12-2017 / 20:10
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'I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
- I look at it this way: if you want to eat a sandwich, you get a much more fun, knowing that no one was fucking.
Real vampires (What We Do in the Shadows) Vladislav Deacon
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№ 212467   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:10
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- The point is, deacon, that you have not done the dishes for five years.
- Vladislav is right. It is unacceptable that we have such a mountain of bloody dishes.
- Me people to lead uncomfortable!
- Who cares, you still kill them! Vampires don't do dishes.
Real vampires (What We Do in the Shadows) Vladislav Deacon Viago
ironic quotesvampires cleaning inconvenience
№ 212466   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 14:10
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