Character: Julia Melnikova

- No need to take me in his arms, now the hernia will pop up, and I to the hospital will not take you.
Don't worry, I spent six years involved in rowing, so for me you are as light as a feather.
I usually still no one called.
- And how do you usually call?
- Mostly... Hulchanski.
- Romantic!

- I think tennis is a normal variant. What? The players also earn a lot of money! If small like, let's in tennis give it up.
- A lot of money earn the best!
- All right. See. We have engaged in Pasha...
- Drawing.
- Masha...
The math.
- And Ilya will be playing tennis. Somebody shoot. Children must be kept in different baskets.

The man is not a clothing store. New collections are arriving, and the range every day thins.

- Anna, calm down. Everything will be fine!
- I don't want to "be"! I want "good" now! I was already tired, I'm constantly getting into some stories. All right, enough! You know what? I won't allow myself to spoil her life. Old Ani is no more. Propose a toast to the new Anna, smart, beautiful, self-confident, even without large Breasts, but that never screws up! [clinking glasses with friends, spills wine on a blouse]. What makes a strong woman sheds when the wine itself?
- She sprinkle the stain with salt and crying because she ruined a new suit.
- Well, at least some habits will have to change!

- Hello, Rum! Careful, don't cut me with that knife!
- Mom, don't worry! In our house to get injured is almost impossible.
But when the quarrel, the knives don't need to hide.

- Anya, you are so good! And lost weight, and store your opened! I always believed in you!
Yes, it turns out, bureaucracy is a great fitness. Two kilograms of each reference.

- So the money you found?
- Yes, there they are sitting in a bar, drinking whiskey. This is Seva, my friend. He is the type of oligarch from the periphery. And I'm his guide to the capital's get-togethers.
- And that this Seva will pay for my dad's birthday?
Yes, it's true, he doesn't know that yet. Just Sowing to the end of the night usually in such a state that plus or minus ten thousand euros, it...
- Ton, you're out of your mind? It's like we're stealing!
- Do you have other options? Dad's gonna be! Besides, as I said, he is an oligarch. So we do not steal, how would taking back stolen.

I yelled at the children of Sergei.
- Ani, don't worry. When you have three kids, screaming is a normal wedge talk... And what happened?
Well, I called them at the table three times, and they are in the phones sat.
I mean, you shouted at the children because they sat silently?
- No, I yelled at my kids because they ignored me. I'm just nothing to them.
- Then you will help the best friends any mom. This is the mercy, this is blackmail and a slap.

- Look, I don't understand. He's growing up so fast! I buy the thing, come home, and he already grew out of it.
- I have just been. But then Roma came up with a way to make use of clothes a couple of times.
- What?
- Gave birth to two more!

We, incidentally, never fought.
- Be sure to quarrel! You need to be prepared. There are three colors. Green is a minor scandal. Yellow - serious scandals, when the woman is to blame, but the man behaves like a man. Red is the one act for which, in the opinion of men, to burn the woman in hell, but he still loves her. But for those I read in novels...

- Yul, so if you changed the Roma, what would you do?
- I would be with him to start very quietly talked, and then I would know who this woman is.
- No! As soon as I think about it, nothing else can not think, and I need to think about it!

- I don't get how they work one salad for the whole day missing... So in fact you can lose weight!
- No, no, you have to lose weight impossible! If you start to lose weight, I will get fat.
- In terms of?
- Well, we're one in the same! Communicating vessels... This is physics family life.